A list of puns related to "Rose Petal"
No bed of roses
Girl 1 turned to her mother and said...
Girl 1: Mommy, why is my name Lily?
Mom: Because when we took you out of the Hospital, a Lily petal fell on your head.
The second Daughter, now curious, asks the same question...
Girl 2: Why is my name Rose?
Mom: When we took you out of the Hospital, a rose petal landed onto your head
This is when the 3rd daughter pipes up and says...
Girl 3: AAAARRRGHFFFFJJJFSSSLLLHHH
Mom: Shhhhhhh, quiet down now Cinder Block
"Because when you were born, a lily landed on your head; so we called you Lily."
"Dad, why am I called Rose?"
"Because when you were born, a rose petal landed on your head; so we called you Rose."
"AHFVUBVCTRC'IUH(Y&%&DFK*+HVTX$ASXNl;!!!!!"
"Shut up, Refrigerator."
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