I read it's romantic to scatter rose petals on your bed, but they were too expensive. Instead, my wife and I will just have to make love on..

No bed of roses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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3 Little girls were walking along with their mother on the way home from the park

Girl 1 turned to her mother and said...

Girl 1: Mommy, why is my name Lily?

Mom: Because when we took you out of the Hospital, a Lily petal fell on your head.

The second Daughter, now curious, asks the same question...

Girl 2: Why is my name Rose?

Mom: When we took you out of the Hospital, a rose petal landed onto your head

This is when the 3rd daughter pipes up and says...

Girl 3: AAAARRRGHFFFFJJJFSSSLLLHHH

Mom: Shhhhhhh, quiet down now Cinder Block

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrogOnACouch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Dad, why am I called Lily?"

"Because when you were born, a lily landed on your head; so we called you Lily."

"Dad, why am I called Rose?"

"Because when you were born, a rose petal landed on your head; so we called you Rose."

"AHFVUBVCTRC'IUH(Y&%&DFK*+HVTX$ASXNl;!!!!!"

"Shut up, Refrigerator."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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