Some trees are committed to one romantic relationship at a time.

They practice mahagony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2022
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A romantic dinner for two

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I just had a romantic dinner for two," he tells the bartender. "I didn't know you were seeing anyone," the bartender replies. "I'm not," the guy says. "But I'm a really fast eater, and to be fair they were kissing for a really long time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firegoat1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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My wife and I were at Seaworld recently

And she saw a sign advertising that you can "Dine with Shamu" She asked if I thought that would be a nice date. "I don't know. I mean we would be there having a romantic time and Shamu is just stuck with us like a third whale"

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