Roger Love Puns

A list of puns related to "Roger Love"

What did Roger Rabbit say when his wife asked him if he loved her?

Jess, I care a bit.

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👤︎ u/TheLifeOfRyanB
📅︎ Jan 20 2022
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I love tennis puns.

I try not to take advantage of them.

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👤︎ u/QuandaleDingle90210
📅︎ Aug 25 2022
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GF- “Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”

BF- “ Our relationship is what? Over.”

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👤︎ u/syniss
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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If i was an astronaut, before every mission i would sit down with my wife and tell her

"listen honey, its not that i want a divorce, i just think i need some space." Then i would put on my helmet and slow walk to the launch pad.

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👤︎ u/ASpellingAirror
📅︎ Oct 07 2015
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Texting walkie talkie lingo is confusing.

My dad texted me to remind me to turn in my rent, he thinks I'll forget something important like that I guess. I didn't respond from his initial text message so he quickly sent me another

"Please confirm. Roger over and out."

I responded saying "Thank you!" he was clearly not happy with this and said

"You're supposed to say "Roger..Over" at the end of your communication. Over"

I replied "Roger I love you. Over"

My dad responded with "My name is Dad, not Roger. What the Hell? Over" ...

I will never understand his humor.. But it makes me laugh.

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👤︎ u/LynaM
📅︎ Nov 25 2013
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