5 Hilarious Ripped Jean Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

[To someone with ripped jeans] Did you go to church in those jeans?

Because they’re really holy

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📅︎ Sep 28 2019

I told my girlfriend that I had ripped my pants. I shouted from the other room, "Honey, come check out this big ass hole in my jeans!"

She was not pleased to see me grinning and pointing at myself.

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👤︎ u/habituallysuspect

📅︎ Aug 24 2018

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I hate those jeans you buy that are pre-torn. They're an absolute rip-off.

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👤︎ u/Todd-Howard-is-Daddy

📅︎ Sep 07 2017

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Dad Joked at Church

I was at my in laws this weekend, and for mother's day my MIL wanted us to go to church with her. I'm not religious, but fine, whatever you want. The problem is that neither my wife or I brought "church clothes," with us for the visit. It was unexpected.

So we're sitting in the church and my wife is talking to her dad.

"Dad, I'm just happy I have a pair of jeans that aren't all ripped up! I didn't plan on this at all!"

"Oh, hunny, don't worry. Any pair of pants would have been holy once you walked in."

Massive grin. Then back to serious, because Jesus, I guess.

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👤︎ u/soomuchcoffee

📅︎ May 12 2014

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An old teacher used to drop this one all the time

Someone would walk into class with "pre-ripped" jeans on.

Teacher: Oh hey, wearing your golf pants today?

Student: What? What do you mean?

Teacher: Your golf pants! They got 18 holes!

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👤︎ u/AudibleSilenceDrummr

📅︎ Jan 29 2014

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