Western United set to sign Slovenian midfielder Rene Krhin
๐Ÿ‘︎ 17
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/avoxtionly10
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 20 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Western United FC sign Slovenian central mid, Rene Krhin twitter.com/wufcofficial/โ€ฆ
๐Ÿ‘︎ 15
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VAM89
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 26 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Nantes [2]-1 Chateauroux - Rene Krhin 37' streamable.com/z5gyo
๐Ÿ‘︎ 20
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Meladroit40
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Saving people, hunting things, the family business (Rene Krhin)
๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cmaart
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Official: Granada sign midfielder Rene Krhin from Inter twitter.com/GranadaCdeF/sโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JCMarino123
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Leeds may let Austin leave if they land Rene Krhin from Inter. m.yorkshireeveningpost.coโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ‘︎ 11
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tankosaurus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 17k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/anywhereiroa
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Leckzsluthor
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 14k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/frexyincdude
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘︎ 19k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

๐Ÿ‘︎ 11k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Geddit? No? Only me?
๐Ÿ‘︎ 6k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shampy311
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Paulie_Felice
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
E or รŸ?
๐Ÿ‘︎ 9k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Amazekam
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Match Thread: Real Zaragoza vs Castellรณn | Spanish Segunda Divisiรณn

#FT: Real Zaragoza 3-0 Castellรณn

Real Zaragoza scorers: Francho Serrano (13'), Ivan Azรณn (47'), รlvaro Tejero (66' PEN)


Venue: La Romareda

Auto-refreshing reddit comments link


LINE-UPS

Real Zaragoza

Christian Alvarez, Mathieu Peybernes (Pichu Atienza), Nieto, รlvaro Tejero, Alejandro Francรฉs, Alberto Zapater (James Igbekeme), Juan Josรฉ Narvรกez (Haris Vuckic), Iรฑigo Eguaras, Sergio Bermejo Lillo (Luca Zanimacchia), Francho Serrano, Ivan Azรณn (Juan Manuel Sanabria).

Subs: Gabriel Fernandez, Carlos Vigaray, รlvaro Ratรณn, Gaizka Larrazabal, Josep Chavarrรญa, Javi Hernรกndez, Guillermo Acรญn.

^____________________________

Castellรณn

Whalley, Carlos Delgado (David Cubillas Peรฑa), Rafa Gรกlvez, Vรญctor Garcรญa, Adriรกn Lapeรฑa Ruรญz, Cรฉsar Dรญaz, Luรญs Gustavo (Marc Mateu), Yann Bodiger, Rubรฉn Dรญez Adรกn (Carles Salvador), Juanto (Igor Zlatanovic), Arturo Molina (Josep Seรฑรฉ).

Subs: Jonatan Soriano, Rene Krhin, Alvaro Campos Estelles, Eneko Satrustegui, Marc Castells, Javi Moyano, Iago Indias.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

13' Francho Serrano Goal

47' Ivan Azรณn Goal

53' Arturo Molina Yellow Card

57' On: Igor Zlatanovic|Off: Juanto

57' On: David Cubillas Peรฑa|Off: Carlos Delgado

66' รlvaro Tejero Penalty - Scored

67' On: Marc Mateu|Off: Luรญs Gustavo

68' On: Pichu Atienza|Off: Mathieu Peybernes

68' On: Juan Manuel Sanabria|Off: Ivan Azรณn

70' David Cubillas Peรฑa Yellow Card

75' On: James Igbekeme|Off: Alberto Zapater

75' On: Luca Zanimacchia|Off: Sergio Bermejo Lillo

75' On: Josep Seรฑรฉ|Off: Arturo Molina

76' On: Carles Salvador|Off: Rubรฉn Dรญez Adรกn

82' On: Haris Vuckic|Off: Juan Josรฉ Narvรกez


^(Don't see a thread for a match you're watching?) ^(Click here) ^(to learn how to request a match thread from this bot.)

๐Ÿ‘︎ 10
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MatchThreadder
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 20 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 9k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rj104
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
The Castellรณn Chronicles - Season 1 Roundup

Hello and welcome to the season 1 roundup of The Castellรณn Chronicles, we had a very solid season which saw us narrowly miss out on the playoffs and hope is high for next season, if you want to see how the season ended I would recommend you check out the previous episode. This and every future roundup will cover many leagues throughout the world, a squad report, some club stats, player awards and a preview for the next season. Lets get things underway with the tournaments.

Copa del Rey: Deportivo Alavรฉs are the champions of the Copa del Rey with them beating Levante in the final. Both Madrid clubs and Barcelona got knocked out by the round of 16 in a very disappointing season for them.

Continental Trophies. FC Bayern defeated Sevilla in the Super Cup at the start of the season. The Europa League was won by Arsenal who beat Monchengladbach in the final having beaten Spurs in the semi finals, shout out to Sivasspor and Alanyaspor for reaching the quarter finals. PSG would prevail in the Champions League beating Liverpool in the final.

Belgium: After 34 games KRC Genk are top of the 1A Pro League with KAA Gent behind them on matches won, Club Brugge and RSC Anderlecht would also qualify for the playoffs with Waasland-Beveren and KV Oostende finishing in the bottom 2.

England: Liverpool narrowly beat Man City and Chelsea to the title with Spurs, Man Utd and Leicester also finishing in the top 6, Newcastle, Watford and Brighton are all relegated with Fulham, West Brom and one of Sheffield Utd, Nottingham Forest, Bournemouth or Derby to replace them.

France: PSG ran away with the Ligue 1 title amassing 110 points, Lyon and Rennes also finished in the top 3 with Brest and Clermont finishing in the bottom 2. Nรฎmes and Dijon will replace them with Caen, Guinhamp and Toulouse to fight it out in the playoffs to face Troyes.

Germany: FC Bayern comfortably won the Bundesliga 13 points ahead of Dortmund, Bayer Leverkusen and RB Leipzig also finished in the top 4 with 1. FC Kรถln and Greuther Fรผrth being relegated. Werder Bremen and Schalke have been promoted with Hamburg to face Stuttgart in the playoff.

Italy: Juventus would prevail in a tight Serie A title race with AC Milan, Napoli, Inter Milan and Atalanta all being within 7 points of the winners. Parma, Empoli and Spezia all finish in the bottom 3.

Netherlands: Ajax won the title 5 points ahead of Feyenoord who in turn were 5 points ahead of PSV. VVV-Venlo, ADO Den Haag and PEC Zwolle all finished in the bot

... keep reading on reddit โžก

๐Ÿ‘︎ 12
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RacerJ4KE
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Pun intended.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 5k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sharmaji1301
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
No spoilers
๐Ÿ‘︎ 9k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Onfour
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Covid problems
๐Ÿ‘︎ 7k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theincrediblebou
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 12k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lance986
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I had a vasectomy because I didnโ€™t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 10k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/demotrek
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

๐Ÿ‘︎ 9k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/designjeevan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Spi__
๐Ÿ‘︎ 6k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 15k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/djcarves
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
The Ancient Romans II
๐Ÿ‘︎ 6k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mordrathe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

๐Ÿ‘︎ 7k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThoughtPumP
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 17k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sk2ec
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Majorpain2006
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 13k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheTreelo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
School Was Clothed
๐Ÿ‘︎ 5k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kennydoe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Letting loose with these puns
๐Ÿ‘︎ 6k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Couch potato
๐Ÿ‘︎ 8k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Baka!
๐Ÿ‘︎ 5k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ridi86
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
All dad jokes are bad and hereโ€™s why

Why

๐Ÿ‘︎ 7k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LordCinko
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
concrete ๐Ÿ—ฟ
๐Ÿ‘︎ 5k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Itโ€™s pronounced โ€œNoel.โ€

๐Ÿ‘︎ 14k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/beef_fried_rice
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hangryman23
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hootanahalf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Thatโ€™s Michelle
๐Ÿ‘︎ 5k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FLEXSEALBREAKER
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

๐Ÿ‘︎ 10k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DonStimpo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hackerboi1198
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

๐Ÿ‘︎ 7k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrPJ2020
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
is Isn't
๐Ÿ‘︎ 2k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mordrathe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
@u/mordrathe - remix
๐Ÿ‘︎ 2k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SpydrRydr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/4fuchssake
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/az1m_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/javacafe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
๐Ÿšจ︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.