Some Christmas Dad Jokes

Why are Santas reindeer generally drenched with water?

Because they are rain-deer.

Why did Santa have to visit the psychologist?

He had low elf esteem.

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Why are Christmas trees so uncoordinated when it comes to sewing?

They always drop their needles.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a hungry mosquito?

Frostbite

​What did Adam say to Eve on the night before Christmas day?

It's Christmas Eve!

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma

One has claws at the end of its paws, one is a pause at the end of a clause

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Santa actually only had two reindeer

Rudolph and Olive (the other reindeer).

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