Regimental Aid Post Puns

https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2021/12/19/congress-covid-omicron-stimulus-aid/

This might be the news we've been waiting for.....

Welcome to RamenRabbits' Bulk Junk and Aid Emporium!

I would love to be your bulk junk and aid provider!

I have large amounts of most junks, as well as certain bobbleheads, chems, and magazines.

I'm also happy to say that I now have lots of maps available for trade as well! Maps are awesome, as they provide all sorts of plans, chems, other aid, weapons and armor to break down to learn mods, and loads of junk!

Junk in stock - acid, aluminum, adhesive, copper, crystal, nuclear waste, plastic, steel, lead, ballistic fiber, black titanium, circuits, concrete, ultracite, cobalt flux, violet flux, yellowcake flux, coal, fiberglass, fertilizer, gears, springs, antiseptic, wood, leather, and ceramic

Bobbleheads in stock - leader, small guns, big guns, energy, explosive, sneak

Chems in stock - ballistic bock, x-cell, psychotats, fury, overdrive, psychobuff, berry mentats

Magazines in stock - guns and bullets 3, tesla 7, unstoppables 5, covert ops 7, grognak 4

Maps in stock - forest 1, mire 2, ash heap 1, ash heap 2

I am looking for offers of rare apparel, armor sets, explosive energy weapons, 419 range dragons, perfectly rolled Anti-Armor, Bloodied, Two Shot, Quad, and Vampire heavy weapons (FFR FR, FFR 90RW, E FR, E 90RW) and other perfectly rolled weapons.

I'd also be interested in offers of certain junk types - cloth, screws, asbestos, glass, gold, silver, oil and fiber optics in decent or large amounts (minimum 2,000 at a time).

Just let me know what you have available for trades and which (and how much) junk and aid you would like!

I can also trade violet, cobalt and/or yellowcake flux for crimson and fluorescent flux. If you'd like violet flux, I'm happy to offer 2 violet per 1 crimson and fluorescent (minimum 1,000 at a time).

Unfortunately, I can't take caps for any of these as I'm almost always close to max caps.

Thanks for taking a look and I hope to find some great trade partners on here!

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Thank you all for participating in the survey! We had 189 faction submissions (<1% of the sub's members). I came away with a few takeaways.

1. There are far fewer Catachan models out there than I imagined (I guess you don't need that many when you have Sly Marbo)
2. There is a pretty decent representation of OOP models. The 2018 and 2019 Christmas releases of Vostroyan and Vahallan models probably helped boost their numbers a bit.
3. The Steel Legion was a much larger percentage that I imagined. (Having an infantry squad available on GW probably helped)
4. CADIA STANDS! (The lion's share of regiments out there are going to be Cadians. Doesn't matter that Abaddon the Traitor crashed a fortress into you guys. You're still the core and backbone of the guard out there.)

I love simple analytics out there and hope for some good feedback on new ideas in the future.

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