A radiologist friend of mine recently broke up with her boyfriend Raymond...
He’s now an X-ray
Have you heard of the Saudi Arabian spinoff of Everybody loves Raymond?
Everybody loves Ramadan.
Why Raymond got kicked out of a bar reddit.com/r/joking/comme…
What do you call Raymond's bigoted tumor?
A Ray-Cyst.
Hey Raymond, are you bringing a plus one to the company party?
Hey Raymond, are you bringing a plus one to the company party?
Just the wife, but she's more of a ten.
Why is your bathroom the most international part of your house?
Because you're Russian on the way there, European while you're there, and you're Finnish when you leave.
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
Jose and Hose-B
Source: "Everybody Loves Raymond"
I am practicing my dad jokes for when my newborn arrives
So my wife and I were talking about everybody loves Raymond and how sad it was that Dorris Robert's had past away.
My wife said, "did you know that all three kids were siblings in real life?"
I responded, "Well I knew the twins were related!"
She did not find it as amusing as I did.
