Rappeller Puns

A list of puns related to "Rappeller"

What do you call a con artist rappelling down a skyscraper?

Con descending

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👤︎ u/BR0-z0
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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I took a friend rappelling for the first time the other day

It was a big letdown.

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👤︎ u/YoureAMuenster
📅︎ Sep 09 2017
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Did you hear about the midget who escaped from jail by rappelling?

It was a little condescending.

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👤︎ u/gratefulstringcheese
📅︎ Sep 06 2014
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A midget clairvoyant has escaped from prison!

There's a small medium at large!

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👤︎ u/oldtiredwhitedude
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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Jake wanted to rock climb but quit when learning how to descend with ropes

He found the idea rappel-ent

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👤︎ u/RamblingScholar
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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