Recently joined the dad ranks and made a name for myself.

Distant uncle: "It has been a long time, you must have grown a foot since I saw you last"

Me: No, I still only have two.

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👤︎ u/premedic
📅︎ Oct 18 2014
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Alright....time for a classic. The Ceo of Datsun was talking to his other high ranking workers when it had just been founded and said, you have 2 days to come up with a name for our company

The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON

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👤︎ u/BF1gamerz
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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