Rain Dog Puns

Hailing taxi's

Because you might step in a poodle

I just stepped in a poodle

"Don't step on a poodle!"

What breed are the dogs that fall from the sky when it rains cats and dogs?

Pomerainin'

The husband says, it’s reindeer.

You might step in a poodle!

(from my 70 year old uncle)

You might step in a poodle!

"Watch out, you might step in a Poodle!"

Everyone steps in poodles.

Cutest storm ever!!

Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.

3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.

5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”

A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'

A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.

A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”

A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.

A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.

A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”

A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.

Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.

Can February March? No, but April May!

Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.

Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!

Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.

Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!

Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape

A meatier shower

An aircraft carrying Korean food had exploded in midair.

Don’t step in a poodle!

Curtesy my son when he was 2 1/2. XD

Hailing taxis

hailing taxis

You step in a poodle.

Hailing Taxis

Hailing taxis

I just stepped in a poodle

You have to be careful not to step in a poodle

When you step in a poodle.

Hailing taxis.

Try not to step in a poodle!

So be careful you don’t stop in a poodle

When you have to step over the poodles

Hailing taxis!

I almost stepped in a poodle.

Hailing taxis!

Hailing taxis

I stepped in a poodle

when you step in a poodle

Hailing taxis!

Hailing taxis

A furricane

When you step in a poodle

Hailing taxis

Don't step in a poodle

U warned her not to step in a poodle.

... so don’t step on a poodle! (Not mine! —> from the show ‘how i met your mother’

In fact earlier I went for a walk, and I stepped in a poodle.

When you step into a poodle.

Hailing taxis.

I just stepped in a poodle.

I’m standing in a poodle right meow.

I was gonna go for a walk but I didn't wanna step in a poodle.

what a catastrophe