F=GMm/r^2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanquish10
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So i posted this OC in r/jokes a while ago and it only got 2 upvotes. Hoping you intellectuals will appreciate it more ....... Why do environmentalists iron their clothes?

To decrease the materials being used.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1zchL
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I'd like to point out that r/dadjokes is about 100 subs away from 2 million

My father told me a million times

Never to exaggerate.

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R-2 TREE-2
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Theft repellant 2.0 (X-post r/funny)
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Whenever my Dad heard "Pi r^2"

"Pie is round, cake is square! hahahaha". Still makes me laugh.

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Avatar Dad joke (very mild LoK Season 2 spoilers) [x-post from /r/thelastairbender)

image: https://31.media.tumblr.com/725cf4e89a1212f5558bb1ed026d3b8c/tumblr_mx3zjkdF8S1rf7lz2o1_500.jpg

original thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/1s4vff/dad_jokes/

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Ebay is so useless

I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches

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What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?

Toot-in-common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
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You know gaining weight actually makes anything more attractive

Gravitationally attractive that is

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From an ask reddit thread imgur.com/MEZJ4R0
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Fluid animation (x-post from /r/whoadude)
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