Well that didn't cross my mind
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
I meant to cross post it but I don’t know why I cannot cross post so here is the screenshot version
What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
What do you get when you cross Billy Idol with a spider?
A nice day for a white webbing.
Why did the chicken cross the road to the Chinese grocery?
To get some bok bok bok choy!
Why did the cross eyed teacher get fired?
He couldn't control his pupils.
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?
You get two animals in a baaaaaaaaaaad mooooooooooood.
What did the Mama bear say to her cub when he was crossing the road to get to his School?
“Bison!!!”
~Was shocked to speechlessness when my 5 year old kid said this with a straight face. And this happened when I was trying very hard to teach him the right format of a knock-knock joke. I was stumped for about a minute as he combined a chicken-cross-the-road with a wordplay. Laughed so hard after that - until my wife had to use a pan on my head to stop us both.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
What do you get when you cross a cactus with a pea plant?
A plant that waters itself.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a motorcycle?
Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it didn't have the guts!
Why did the dad cross the road?
To talk to the other dad.
(Happy Father’s Day everyone)
Why did the lumberjack tell his dog to cross the road?
So he could get bark.
My 11yo daughter claims she just made this joke up.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
The cross-eyed teacher was sacked from his job.
He couldn't control his pupils.
My cross-eyed wife and I got a divorce.
I found out she was seeing someone on the side
Never thought cannibalism is so yummy(Another one of the ones that I want to cross post but r/puns bans cross posts)
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
What do you get when you cross a herding dog with a rose?
What do you get when you cross a camel with a truck?
What do you get when you cross a dog with a chicken?
Yesterday, I crossed the road, changed a lightbulb, and walked into a bar.
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
A truck hit a bull that was crossing the road last night.
Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride
What do you get if you cross a protein with a Russian President?
What to do when a black cat crosses your path...
I just called GameStop Customer Service...
They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲
What do you get when you cross an accountant with a 747?
What do you get when you cross a dog with a pasta?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because you wear the wrong sock this morning
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino (hell if I know)
Why does Utah have such poor cell phone service?
If you come to a line of cats, why do you have to pay to cross it?
Because it's a feline.
My family doesn't appreciate my humor.
I grilled a chicken for two hours.
It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road.
Why was the Luxembourgish chicken afraid to cross the road?
Because their were too many millionaires on the other side.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sighs.
Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh 😃
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
The cross eyed school teacher was fired.
She couldn’t control her pupils.
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