March 1, 1776
East India House
Leadenhall St., London
Dear Company Directors,
I am saddened to report yet another humiliation for our glorious empire. British troops has been defeated at Pune by the Marathi warriors and Governor-General Warren Hasting with permission from the Supreme Council of Bengal has opted to sign a peace treaty with the Maratha Empire.
Unfortunately we were forced to recognize the infant Sawai Madhavrao as the new Peshwa and abandon the cause of Raghunathro. On the bright side we were able to retain the island of Salsette and the city of Broach. Best of all, the Maratha Empire has also agreed to cease recognizing the existence of French India.
I wish I had better tidings to report but we simply do not have the men or resources to fight a full war in East India at the moment given conditions in the New World. Once that rebellion is quelled we shall be able to focus our attention on the East Indian problem.
In the meanwhile I highly recommend the removal of Governor-General Hastings for he is an utter simpering incompetent and quite an encumbrance on the proper functioning of the council. I highly recommend the appointment of a senior member of the Supreme Council to be the next Governor-General.
Sincerely yours as Always,
Member of the Supreme Council of Bengal,
Sir Philip Francis
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
The regular incensement of domestic and international air travelers in India is reaching the figure of 185 million in 2019. The vision of the Indian government is clear to build 100 airports in India by 2024. This step will definitely boost up the economy, infrastructure, and tourism in the upcoming years. This decision also creates millions of jobs all over the country which is the hot demand after the Covid- impact. The union’s finance minister Nirmala Sitaraman has already announced that 100 additional airports will be built in Indian by the year 2024 in which 70 airports are new and the remaining are the extended airports or double airports in one city. The regional air connectivity will ensure access to air travel for the common man of the country. Here we have a shortlist of the top 10 upcoming airports in India.
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Purandar Airport Pune- upcoming airports in India
The new airport of Pune is fixed to built-in Purandar which is around 40 km away from the main city and it will spread over in an area of 2400 hectares. This new airport will boost trade and tourism in Pune from the neighboring states and it has its own dedicated cargo terminal as well. The total cost to build this new airport is expected around 6000 crores Indian rupees. This new airport will be named by the king of the Maratha empire Sambhaji Maharaj. Earlier the Lohagaon airforce station served the city as the international airport but due to the restrictions. The government of Maharashtra received clearance from the Defence ministry for preparing a detailed project report for the coming airport near Pune city.
Kushinagar International Airport- Uttar Pradesh
Kushinagar International airport is set to build in Kushinagar district in the state of Uttar Pradesh. The main reason to build this airport is to provide better connectivity to the international tourists belongs to the Buddhism religion. This airport is just 50 km from Gorakhpur and only 35 km from deoria. This new international airport has also decreased the load of heavy passengers at Varanasi airport, The government has acquired 650 acres of land at the cost of approx 180 crores, This airport will be constructed on the PPP model and the evaluated cost of this project is INR 354 crore. This airport is also on the close approach from Varanasi and Ayodhya the Birthplace of Lord Rama.
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
