Edit: All invoices have been sent out.
This is a raffle sale, the form will be open for 24 hours and then invoices will be sent out, the invoice must be paid within 48 hours or the cap will go to someone else. All caps are MX compatible.
The new sculpt is the Punsch-roll or "dammsugare" as it is called in swedish, its a popular swedish pastry, the sculpt is split in two to not force it to be used on a 2u key.
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Did anyone notice today in H3TV #11 somewhere around 15 minutes in, Love showed some food and wrote "Today's Fika!"? Has he done this before? I had never heard of this concept before, but after doing some reading, I'm so intrigued!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
Finn spazierte stolz erhobenen Hauptes die Straße entlang und genoss seine Freiheit. Die Sonne schien und wärmte den Asphalt, schmolz den Schnee und das Eis. Der Himmel schimmerte strahlend blau. Die Weihnachtsfeiertage waren fast vorbei und die Stimmung der Menschen hob sich, denn bald war Silvester und da würden sie wieder feiern. Der Junge scherte sich kein Bisschen darum; was Erwachsene taten und warum kümmerte ihn wenig. Ihn interessierten vor allem die Bonbons, die Früchte, die Kekse und die Geschenke, denn so sind Zwölfjährige nun mal. Es schien, als hätte der liebe Gott höchstpersönlich diesen Tag gesegnet, dachte sich Finn. Als würde jeder Sonnenstrahl das, was er berührte, segnen.
Doch die Sonnenstrahlen reichten nicht bis in den Hinterhof und längst nicht bis in das staubige Zimmer, in dem der gerade eintreffende Finn, sein kleiner Bruder und die Mutter lebten.
Heiß war die Stirn der Mutter als der Junge sie, sich über das Bett der Kranken beugend, berührte. Kalt war der Schauer, der ihm über den Rücken lief, als sein kleiner Bruder wimmerte und die Realität ihn schlagartig einholte. Im Grunde genommen waren die Buben schon in diesem Moment gottverlassen. War’s das schon, mit der Kindheit, der Freiheit, die er eben noch so genüsslich verkostete? Die Sterbende flüsterte etwas, bat den Jungen, näher zu rücken und röchelte: „Sohn, du musst jetzt tapfer sein.“ Sie schloss die Augen und war für immer weg. Etwas zerbrach. Der Kleine schrie. Der Große schwieg und wollte die Schreie nicht mehr hören. Die Nachbarn auch nicht und es wurde heftig an die Wand gedonnert und mitleidslos gebrüllt, dass man ja nicht mal an einem so schönen Tag seine Ruhe haben könne. Der Große befahl dem Kleinen, still zu sein, woraufhin dieser noch lauter weinte. Finn drehte sich schwungvoll um und verpasste ihm eine befriedigend schallende Ohrfeige. Das durfte er von nun an, da ihm das Schicksal die Verantwortung für den Bruder aufgezwungen hatte. Da fiel ihm ein, dass er das nicht wollte. Er konnte es nicht einsehen. Und so umarmte er den Kleinen, um sich für den Hieb zu entschuldigen. Er erhob sich und verließ das Zimmer, ließ den Knaben zurück. Denn er war ein trotziger Bengel, der nicht akzeptierte, dass man ihm Aufgaben aufzwang. Kurz bevor Finn den Bürgersteig betrat verschwand die Sonne, blutrot, hinter den Dächern.
Riesige, dunkle Wolken verdeckten den Mond. Nasse Schneeflocken legten sich auf Finns vereiste Haare. Vor Kälte bibbernd schlurfte er ziellos d
... keep reading on reddit ➡How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Until he discovered it was extra sharp.
