My dad just broke three ribs- don't worry, he's fine. Just annoyed he can't do things for the next 4 weeks at least.
We're a family that likes to rib (ha!) each other mercilessly, him worst of all. It's all love.
Can you lot help me think of as many rib puns as possible to throw into casual conversation/ his get well soon card??
Me: oh come one, it's only been 3 years, Four Tops
I said alpaca my bags
that have a duel meaning..
I found out this language relies a lot on pun-ctuation.
You're Ghana love 'em!
That's just one, but I bet you can't stop laughing already, Kenya!
He sure was overreacting
It’s called the Sighsmograph.
Yay or neigh?
It's imperial March.
I guess I gotta keep em separated
But math puns make me number.
Anti-Septic Shock.
My mom's fiance has so many different chairs in his house. She bought him a new chair for Christmas. Yet, somehow, the fact that he has a million chairs didn't strike either of them as an obvious thing. I'm gonna draw a comic poking fun at them about it about it and I need some chair puns for it.
Can y'all help out?
Just the Wan.
But I told him Toucan play that game!
No pun in ten did.
Did you hear Mars and Jupiter broke up, their hearts are Satorn!
My favourite British TV Ceres is ᴛʜᴇ Pᴀʟʟᴀs.
Enough of those, I'm an Investa of better humour!
Kenya guys give me some help here? Cause there's Norway I can think of some after this?
Yeti still insists on doing it.
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
So far I’ve got:
Sandwich co (you can’t beat our meat) IT company (if you’ve got a Trojan we can help) Laundry service (dont press your luck) Organic shop (all we do is pot, and pull hoes) or (getting down and dirty with your hoes) Pet groomers (send your dog to pound town) Transport and travel [by plane] (we’ll get you high) Financial planner (saving lives, with your life savings) Bakery (fresh perky muffins in the front, soft buns in the back) Coffee shop (Mugging you at every corner)
Still looking for raunchy puns and double entendres for:
A Podcast/ music studio A Personal chef A Tour and travel agency A Health care company A Record studio A Game developer A Copyrighting co A Tailor A Garage/bike repair company A Clothing/hat maker A Personal trainer A Truck sharing (moving co) An Architecture bureau or real estate co An Illustrator A Pest control company A Wedding planner A Fishing and charter tour company A Liquor store
Help me out.
Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.
I didn't get it.
..that have a duel meaning.
..a duel meaning.
But I soon taught him Toucan play that game!
...a duel meaning.
