Process Of Elimination Puns

A list of puns related to "Process Of Elimination"

How did people figure out what foods were safe to eat?

Process of elimination.

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👤︎ u/LurkerFailsLurking
📅︎ Oct 12 2021
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How can you find out whether you have constipation or diarrhea?

The process of elimination.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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How do proctologists make diagnoses?

The process of elimination

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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Seinfeld and Kramer can't find Elaine...

She left a note saying "I'm leaving tonight for a new life"

The two of them try to track her down, but all efforts fail to find exactly where she is. They search all of the Americas, Europe, Asia, Antarctica, and Australia with no luck, so they ask Toto to help out.

Eventually, using process of elimination, Toto says to Seinfeld and Kramer, "I guess Elaine's down in Africa."

EDIT: Added bits to clarify and help set up the joke. I thought of it this morning after 1.5 hours of sleep so it wasn't well-written at all.

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👤︎ u/aurrutia214
📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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How did the Alzheimers guy figure out what he came into the men's room for?

Through a process of elimination.

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👤︎ u/crankyang
📅︎ Oct 19 2016
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How do you figure out the difference between constipation and diarrhea?

Process of Elimination.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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