That's some prime rib roast rith there
Why don't mathematicians need knives to eat prime rib?
It's indivisible!
If Amazon sold meat, it would be Prime rib.
What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?
Prime Rib!
Got my wife over dinner
My wife and I were having a late dinner after we put my son to bed. She asked me, "Do you know what all prime rib really is?" I replied "A rib divisible only by itself and one?" The eye roll was audible.
One from my dad. Why did 8 eat 7?
Because it was prime.
Me:?
Him: get it? Like prime ribs?
Me:... Oh
Did you hear that the largest online retailer started selling steaks?
Amazon Prime Rib.
Dad joked a customer today
So I work as a cashier at a grocery store. A customer was buying two turkeys and two packages of prime rib, and he asked for separate bagging.
So I replied, "excellent, here at the store we also like to maintain a separation of bird and steak."
Customer laughed a pity laugh. I told everyone. My life is boring.
