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Prime Rib Puns

A list of puns related to "Prime Rib"

That's some prime rib roast rith there
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👤︎ u/squidley7793
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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Why don't mathematicians need knives to eat prime rib?

It's indivisible!

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👤︎ u/FrequencySulphur1916
📅︎ Jul 05 2015
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If Amazon sold meat, it would be Prime rib.
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👤︎ u/neragonian
📅︎ Mar 31 2017
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What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?

Prime Rib!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ May 15 2020
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Got my wife over dinner

My wife and I were having a late dinner after we put my son to bed. She asked me, "Do you know what all prime rib really is?" I replied "A rib divisible only by itself and one?" The eye roll was audible.

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👤︎ u/FattieMcFatPants
📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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One from my dad. Why did 8 eat 7?

Because it was prime.

Me:?

Him: get it? Like prime ribs?

Me:... Oh

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👤︎ u/Amanat361
📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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Did you hear that the largest online retailer started selling steaks?

Amazon Prime Rib.

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👤︎ u/_drumstic_
📅︎ Jul 23 2017
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Dad joked a customer today

So I work as a cashier at a grocery store. A customer was buying two turkeys and two packages of prime rib, and he asked for separate bagging.

So I replied, "excellent, here at the store we also like to maintain a separation of bird and steak."

Customer laughed a pity laugh. I told everyone. My life is boring.

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👤︎ u/nearest_exit_please
📅︎ Dec 30 2014
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