She said she was watching Governor Cuomo hold a press conference.
I said "oh, yeah? Cuomo esta with him?"
Me: You hold shift, then press e.
Dad: I dunno...
Me: What? What's wrong?
Dad: Sounds pretty shift-e to me.
So we are hanging out on the couch with our 3 month old named Sam and my wife was holding him on her shoulder and I pressed my face to his and said we were making a sandwich when my wife corrected me with "we made a Sam-wich."
I work in a shared office space with two co-workers, one of which is a coffee addict like me.
We share a French press, and as I was taking the bag of coffee and press to the breakroom, I asked her, "Guess what time it is?" expecting the response "coffee time."
Her response: "Eight o'clock?"
It was most definitely not 8am, and took me a second to realize she was referring to the brand of coffee I was holding.
A groan and reluctant smile followed.
