Press And Hold Puns

So we are hanging out on the couch with our 3 month old named Sam and my wife was holding him on her shoulder and I pressed my face to his and said we were making a sandwich when my wife corrected me with "we made a Sam-wich."

I work in a shared office space with two co-workers, one of which is a coffee addict like me.

We share a French press, and as I was taking the bag of coffee and press to the breakroom, I asked her, "Guess what time it is?" expecting the response "coffee time."

Her response: "Eight o'clock?"

It was most definitely not 8am, and took me a second to realize she was referring to the brand of coffee I was holding.

A groan and reluctant smile followed.