I tried to become a porn star

But nothing ever came of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunarMatt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Never date a bondage porn star.

They're always tied up in their work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What's a porn star's favourite book?

The dicktionary!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supersnazz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What does a porn star say when he's fired from his job?

I lost this fucking job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ocisaac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2016
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To a male porn star...

Every day is a hard day at work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Lesieg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2016
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Imagine a Jewish porn star

Labia Menorah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ft1103
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Male porn stars should get a raise because they always work hard. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scungillipig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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What do you call all the times Trump and his aides have angrily refuted that he had sex with a porn star?

Stormy denials

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πŸ‘€︎ u/occamrazor1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Is a porn star's dick called a protip?

Get it.. Protip? :D

... I'll see myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stumblinbear
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2016
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Porn stars are notoriously unreliable....

... Because they always get behind in their work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Male_strom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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I found out that my salary from starring in porn movies was going to David Hasselhoff...

All my hard work was going to pay Hoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Told my girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn't block the doorway.

Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wsing1974
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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