The pope likes it dirty and everybody on the planet will see what you do with him in high definition.
You can never explain your actions to your family or spend the money on them, they'll just think you're an asshole.
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 34%. (I'm a bot)
> Pope Francis is demanding that humanitarian aid reach hungry people in the war-torn Tigray region of northern Ethiopia, where Ethiopian and Eritrean soldiers are blocking food and other assistance.
> ROME - Pope Francis demanded Sunday that humanitarian aid reach hungry people in the war-torn Tigray region of northern Ethiopia, where Ethiopian and Eritrean soldiers are blocking food deliveries and other assistance.
> Francis called for an immediate end to the fighting in Tigray, the return of social harmony and for "All food aid and health care assistance to be guaranteed."
> Speaking at his Sunday noon blessing, Francis said he was thinking of the people of Tigray who have been "Struck by a grave humanitarian crisis that has exposed the poorest to famine. Today there is famine! There is hunger!".
> The United Nations and aid groups say more than 350,000 people in Tigray face famine and 2 million more are a step away from the worst famine since 2011 in Somalia.
> More than 2 million of Tigray's 6 million people have already fled, unable to harvest their crops.
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... keep reading on reddit β‘Pope Francis declares that pizza is evil and decrees that eating it damns you to hell.
Does the pizza industry collapse or do people leave the catholic church in droves?
What organization is dealt the most damage by this declaration?
