TIL Pons Maar, the actor who portrayed Fu from The Golden Child, Saurod from Masters of the Universe, the title character from Theodore Rex, and the voice and body model for the Noid from the Domino's commercials, is from Pensacola. imdb.com/name/nm0006542/
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D&D in het Nederlands deel 3: Beschrijvingen (repost, nu met tekst!)

Bij de eerste post ontbrak jammergenoeg de tekst. Bij dezen dus een re-post van eerder van vandaag! Het origineel moest ik helaas deleten, want ik kon de post niet meer wijzigen of editen. Dank voor de upvotes en reacties op het origineel!

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Ik was even uit de running, vanwege de corona, maar ben weer helemaal fris en fruitig, met een nieuwe blog! Lees deze en andere blogs terug op rollandplay.net/blog. Daar gaan we…

Mijn favoriete D&D-Youtuber is Professor Dungeon Master, de eigenaar van het kanaal Dungeon Craft. Deze docent Engels aan een Amerikaanse highschool heeft veel ervaring en schijnt zelfs in een ver verleden voor Dungeon Magazine te hebben geschreven. Zijn video’s zijn to the point, en gaan net wat dieper dan de meeste how-to videos.

Mijn favoriete video op Dungeon Craft gaat over de kunst van het beschrijven van gevechten. Het zal iedere DM/GM wel bekend voorkomen: je hebt 5 spelers met allerlei vragen over de precieze werking van de abilities van hun karakters, je moet de tactiek van 3 verschillende typen monsters bepalen, de immunities en resitances van je monsters niet vergeten, damage en initiativebijhouden, etc. etc. En als je dan ook nog eens na een week werken op game night wat vermoeid bent, dan kan het wel eens gebeuren dat een grootse en meeslepende omschrijving van de zoveelste Eldritch Blast van je Warlock erbij inschiet. β€œJa, je raakt. De orc....eeeeeh…ziet er niet helemaal meer…eeeh...gezond uit.”

De tips en trucs van Professor Dungeon Master over combat narration ben ik actief op gaan volgen in mijn eigen praktijk. Ik deel graag de voornaamste inzichten uit de video en de manieren waarop ik ze in mijn eigen DM’en heb ingepast.

De eerste tip is β€˜read, read, read’. Dat klinkt simpel, maar er is lezen, en er is lezen. Je kunt lezen wΓ‘t een auteur schrijft (het verhaal), en je kunt je richten op de manier waarΓ³p de auteur zijn betoog opbouwt. Welke woorden en stijlfiguren gebuikt een auteur om een landschap te omschrijven, het effect van magie weer te geven, het verloop van een gevecht overzichtelijk te maken? Sinds ik de tips van de professor ter harte heb genomen, markeer ik passages in mijn boeken waarvan ik vind dat op een krachtige manier een bepaalde situatie omschrijven. Wat ik met die mar

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

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Pulled a Dad Joke on a Nurse

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

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What’s the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?

Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.

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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

..... Will get a reward.

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I'd ruther not say
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Rational
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Why are elevator jokes so good

Because they work on many levels

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Who were the greenest Presidents in US history?

The Bushes

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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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Interviewer : why should we hire you as a waiter?

Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table

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Argon enters a bar, the bartender says β€œWe don’t serve noble gases here.”

Argon does not react.

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If Apple made a car what would it be missing?

Windows

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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He needs grounded
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"ground" the kid
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My son accidentally handed me a dad joke on a platter and it was glorious.

This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the β€œwe might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.

So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say β€œlooks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies β€œthen how will I smell?” And I say β€œterrible!”

It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.

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MMM, burgers
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Just saw on the internet
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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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Well there goes his reproductive fitness...
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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

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so many choices
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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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Gottemm
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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Well that didn't cross my mind
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He knows too much
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today." Concerned, she asked, "Which doctor?"

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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Charjar Binks
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3.14159265387279 snek
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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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If I had 50 cents for every math Exam I failed

I’d have $8.40

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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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Rock bottom
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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Well Rounded Pun
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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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I never really understood why it was spelled: camouflage

and not:

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