What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
At what point does it stop being grave robbing and start being archaeology?
Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
How to catch a polar bear
Cut a hole in the ice and line the rim with frozen peas. When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Son: Dad, how do you catch a polar bear?
Well first you cut a hole in the ice.
Next you place snow peas all along the rim of the hole.
Finally, when the polar bear comes up to take a pee, you sneek up behind and kick em in the icehole!
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Grizzly. Panda. Polar bear. Grizzly. Panda. Polar bear. Grizzly. Panda. Polar bear.
What do you call a mechanical polar bear
If you live in the Arctic you can get seals brought to your house by polar bears.
There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
Who snuck into the 3 Polar bears’ house?
What rock group has four men but doesn’t sing?
Mount Rushmore.
This joke was probably posted before, but Happy Fourth of July! 🇺🇸
What did the lonely square say to the group of rectangles?
"All I want is to be long."
Why do polar bears eat raw fish and blubber?
You would cry, too, if you had to eat raw fish.
What do you call a group of deaf people?
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
What happens if a polar bear sits too long on the ice?
What do polar bears eat for breakfast?
What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?
A solar bear
Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?
A molar bear
When I was a young man, I was a rising star in a popular rap group. We got rich and made a lot of dough.
Have you ever heard of the Yeasty Boys?
What do you call an organized mosquito group?
A sting operation
Yes this sucks I’m sorry
What do you call a group of funny cows?
Polar bears have been introduced in the Antarctic. What are these polar bears now called?
What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
I got assaulted by a group of mimes.
It was horrific. They did unspeakable things.
What do you call a group of ravens trying bring crows together?
A conspiracy to commit murder.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
Did you know that Muslims were the LOWEST impacted religious group of people in the pandemic?
They've always required mosques
A group of bees were traveling down the highway and pulled off to get gas.
Most went to the Gulf station but one went to the Esso station which goes to prove that there’s an Esso bee in every crowd.
People say biker gangs, mafia groups, and billionaires run this country. Wrong. It's the head of the dairy lobby.
Why don't Polar bears eat Penguins?
cos they can't get the wrapper off.
How do singing groups get new members?
What do you call the elite group of undead, sent to retrieve the souls who escape from Hades?
There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
What’s the best way to trap a polar bear?
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
Most famous group to ever split up, back in the day?
There's a group of sharks that like to meet up in secret. I'd tell you more but...
The first rule of bite club is do not talk about bite club.
What do you call a group of dads?
I was at a low point when I was addicted to the hokey-pokey
But I really turned myself around.
What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
What rock group consists of four guys that don't sing?
Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments?
What do you call a fat polar bear?
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