My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.

I added some fruit and orange juiceโ€”now sheโ€™s sangria than ever.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Dad joke orbital strike from yesterday.

Christmas dinner, 2013. My mother in law is asked if she'd like some wine, is offered choices, Pinot Grigio, Mulled Apple or Cabernet. She's indecisive for a minute or so. Eventually, she settles on the apple wine. Her father comments, "well that sure took a long time."

I retorted with, "Well, she had to mull it over for a bit."

Simultaneously, 4 generations of women roll their eyes at me, while the guys all laugh.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2013
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My friend's dad dropped this one at her birthday dinner last night....

The entire table was embroiled in a detailed conversation on their wine preferences, red vs. white, how pinot grigio was sometimes too dry, etc. Her dad asked, Know what my favorite wine is? I hate having to pay taxes!

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