Pink Word Puns

Changed her diaper and was getting her back into her pink pants.

Looked at her and said, "you're like a precious diamond to me. Like a little Pink Pants-er."

She has no idea what I said, but giggled anyway.

A teacher asked her class to use the word "definitely" in a sentence. "The sky is definitely blue." said one girl. The teacher responded, "The sky can also be black or red or even pink." Another kid raised his hand, "The grass is definitely green." The grass could also be brown." Then little Johnny raised his hand. "Yes Johnny." "Are farts solid?" The teacher taken aback by his question answers anyways, "No Johnny but how is that relavent?" "Well I definitely pooped my pants!"