I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it...
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.
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︎ Feb 20 2023
In chess, if you unwittingly position your tower so it can be taken by another pieceβ¦
Is that considered a rookie move?
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︎ Jan 15 2023
Have you heard of the piece of bread who's about to be executed by the electric chair?
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︎ Dec 30 2022
Police are trying to piece together the case of a man apparently dismembered by a jigsaw
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︎ May 22 2022
My friend got hit on the head by a large piece of industrial lifting equipment.
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︎ Jul 25 2022
An acquaintance of mine died by choking on a piece of chicken
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︎ Jul 07 2022
What happens when you're grilling and burn a piece of steak by accident?
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︎ Aug 09 2021
Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'
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︎ Oct 15 2020
By the way. I was hit with a huge piece of animal muscles from outer space yesterday. I used it to make steaks after.
I was hit by a meaty-ore.
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︎ May 24 2019
I used an old Stradivarius violin to try and play a piece by Handel.
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︎ Feb 16 2017
What do you call a guy that can't consume milk and must have a piece of toast by him at all times?
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︎ Aug 19 2017
I cut a piece of wood just by looking at it. It's true!
I saw it with my own eyes!
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︎ Feb 04 2023
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
I saw it with my own eyes.
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︎ Mar 03 2023
I can cut this piece of wood just by looking at it.
It's true. I saw it with my own eyes!
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︎ Feb 11 2022
I can't believe I cut a piece of wood just by looking at it
But I saw it with my own eyes.
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︎ Jul 23 2022
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it
It's true... I saw it with my own eyes
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︎ Aug 07 2021
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.
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︎ Mar 30 2020
I can cut a piece of wood by staring at it.
It's true. I saw it with my own eyes.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
You know i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it?
Itβs true, I saw it with my own eyes
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︎ Feb 07 2018
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it
It's true I saw it with my own eyes
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︎ Nov 13 2018
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.
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︎ May 21 2020
I can cut a piece of wood by just looking at it
Itβs true, I saw it with my own eyes
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︎ Nov 21 2018
I can cut a piece of wood just by staring at it...
Itβs true, I saw it with my own eyes...
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︎ Jun 25 2018
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
- Dad, is it true that you can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it?
- Yeah, I saw it with my own eyes.
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︎ May 18 2018
Did you know I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it?
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.
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