Wife took a picture of Doctor Hoo
Son: "Dad, did you see pictures of that guy at the Capitol stealing Nancy Pelosi's podium? That's domestic terrorism!"
Dad: "Wrong, son. He was just taking a political stand."
If you want to make easy money, just take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
True story: I sent my dad a picture of the loaf of bread I made witha bread machine. He instantly responded with :
Today, I checked out at the store, but the cashier kept taking pictures of herself with each item I was purchasing...
I'll never go thru the selfie checkout again!
I took a picture of my son sleeping earlier today.
Then I sent the picture to the FBI as evidence of a kid napping.
I put a picture of myself in a locket...
You could say, I'm Independent.
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won't admit she framed me.
Why are there so few pictures of the 16th President?
Because he was always a blinkin'
My wife emailed me pictures of our wedding, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.
Just to remind me why there's no money in there.
Dad went out to this field and sent me a picture of himself there.
The caption read ‘I’m outstanding in this field!’
Why are pictures of Polar Bears always so powerful?
Because they're on polar roids.
He clicked a lot of pictures but his pictures never came? Why?
Because he was a faux tographer.
Took a pretty good picture of the meteor shower a few days ago.
What do you call a picture of a bookcase?
I love taking pictures of my son, so much most people call me
his personal 'Papa'razzi.
I gave my Dad a jigsaw made from a picture of his face.
I’m obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit, and I really think I should stop.
I have to draw the lime somewhere.
I once painted a picture of a man using fungus.
I thought it was a clever way to capture his licheness.
A buddy of mine likes taking pictures of salmon in clothes
He says he likes shooting fish in apparel
I showed a picture of a sheep giving birth to some kids and asked if they knew what animal it was.
A friend forced me to look at a picture of mount Rushmore before it was carved.
Sent my dad a picture of animals gathered on a hill. “Wild turkeys?” “Nine deer, dad!”....
“I didn’t know you spoke German!” he replied
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here.
reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
Someone's used indelible pen to scribble a picture of a dog on my wall!
I was going to start a subreddit for people to post pictures of their favorite movers of air...
But OnlyFans was already taken.
I’m drawing a picture of a zoo animal, but I’m not finished yet.
It’s just a rough giraffe.
Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson showed me pictures of his kids on his phone.
He was pretty sedimental.
Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...
I just have to take shelfies!
Guy #1: Check out these pictures I took of the wheat fields during my drive in the country
Guy #2: That would explain why they look so grainy
A rare picture of ground in its natural habitat
My friend tries to impress women by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.
A buddy of mine has a new hobby where he dresses up salmon in tiny outfits and takes pictures of them.
He says its like shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call a picture of the Nasdaq?
People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
My friend hit it big taking pictures of salmon in human clothes.
He said it was like shooting fish in apparel.
If you put a picture of yourself in a locket...
You could say you’re independent.
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.
I do it to remind myself why there is no money in there.
My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
Have you ever seen a picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved?
It’s beauty was unpresidented.
I have an unhealthy obsession with sketching pictures of fruit.
I really need to draw the lime somewhere.
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