My husband asks if I'm a nose picker

Husband: "Do you pick your nose?"

Me:"...yes. Why? Doesn't everyone at least once?"

Husband: "Idk, I was just born with mine."

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My paper towels went missing

So I had to hire a Bounty hunter.

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👤︎ u/AxReMi
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Some days I feel like I'm a teepee...

Other days I feel like I'm a wigwam. Maybe I'm two tents.

Credit:Jeff Pickering

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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My wife likes to crochet and play guitar.

She's a real knit picker.

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👤︎ u/Spotter66
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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I watch the History Channel a lot. I’ve become an expert, actually. Ask me anything,

about American Pickers.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Travis Fimmel Viking/Dadjoker

Travis Fimmel star of the serie Vikings made a dadjoke at his AMA yesterday.

Link to the joke

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👤︎ u/JTabk
📅︎ Feb 19 2015
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