They had no chemistry 🥺
I said, "If I'm saying goodbye to someone I like it's usually a longer one."
Teacher: Can anyone tell me the unit of power?
Teacher: I SAID, CAN ANYONE TELL ME THE UNIT OF POWER?
I asked "What's relative velocity?" He replied "It's when your uncle runs faster than you"
He's normally filled with dad jokes, but today was a bit more than usual.
Physics problem about horse pulling cart
Teacher stands up on table and makes horse noises
Teacher: What? I'm a horse! It's a bit of a long tale!
Teacher: but, let's stop horsing around and get to the mane point!
Student: You're on a roll today Mr. Teacher!
Teacher: No, I'm on a table!
Later on in class
Teacher: As you can see forces come in pairs! Pulls out a pear and opens it up revealing F and -F on each side
And then later on
Student: Hold on Mr. Teacher, I'll fix the calculations.
Teacher grabs onto desk
Teacher: When can I stop holding on?
Just a typical day in physics for me.
Teacher: so these tuning forms are hit and they make a specific tone, does anyone know what this is called (pointing at on of the prongs of the fork)
Student: isn't it a prong?
Teacher: no, it's actually called a ning, because it's a two-ning fork
What's a physicists favorite food?
We were doing a sheet of questions, and he asked if anyone had got to "the fortune telling question" yet. He was talking about question 4C
Me: I think I've got a hair in my mouth
Teacher: Are you sure it's not a bunny
All javelins to me
The answers would always work out.
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna
***Credit to my physics teacher for this joke
Today I took a class out onto the oval to investigate the strength of radio signals in different situations. For one, we wrapped a radio in foil and as I was unwrapping it a student commented that they hoped there was food inside.
I finished opening it and said 'oh man, it's a radio - mum must really hate me' to which another student replied 'I know, it's not even a ham radio...'
Was so proud!
and my teacher starts counting wavelengths to help us learn a concept. "One lambda, two lambda, three lambda" suddenly I chime in "man, I thought I was the only one trying to fall asleep here". My teacher looked at me obviously ready to scold me but before he does I proudly explain myself "Get it? Like counting sheep!". Believe me, the groan my classmates gave me was one for the ages.
I am a teacher. My students were watching the movie "Gravity." At the end, they were complaining about how bad it was (in terms of the Physics), so I said, "You're right. Gravity just doesn't hold the same weight that it used to."
In physics class when my teacher brings up air resistance
Me: "do we need to talk about this subject? It's SUCH a drag."
Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!
Told by my physics teacher, who is a dad himself.