My physics teacher teaches kids the concept of frequency by punching them exactly once a second

it hertz

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Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

They had no chemistry πŸ₯Ί

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A vegan physics teacher be like:

Lettuce consider......

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My Physics Teacher’s Message Today
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My physics teacher asked me what I knew about wavelength.

I said, "If I'm saying goodbye to someone I like it's usually a longer one."

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Reddit, meet my physics teacher
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My old physics teacher: "Can anyone tell me the unit of power?"

Teacher: Can anyone tell me the unit of power?
Class: Watt
Teacher: I SAID, CAN ANYONE TELL ME THE UNIT OF POWER?

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My physics teacher made a dad joke.

I asked "What's relative velocity?" He replied "It's when your uncle runs faster than you"

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My physics teacher today

He's normally filled with dad jokes, but today was a bit more than usual.

Physics problem about horse pulling cart

Teacher stands up on table and makes horse noises

Class laughs

Teacher: What? I'm a horse! It's a bit of a long tale!

Class laughs

Teacher: but, let's stop horsing around and get to the mane point!

Student: You're on a roll today Mr. Teacher!

Teacher: No, I'm on a table!

Later on in class

Teacher: As you can see forces come in pairs! Pulls out a pear and opens it up revealing F and -F on each side

And then later on

Student: Hold on Mr. Teacher, I'll fix the calculations.

Teacher grabs onto desk

Teacher: When can I stop holding on?

Just a typical day in physics for me.

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Physics teacher on tuning forks

Teacher: so these tuning forms are hit and they make a specific tone, does anyone know what this is called (pointing at on of the prongs of the fork)

Student: isn't it a prong?

Teacher: no, it's actually called a ning, because it's a two-ning fork

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Physics teacher dropped this one today

What's a physicists favorite food?

Fission chips.

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My physics teacher dad joked our class last week...

We were doing a sheet of questions, and he asked if anyone had got to "the fortune telling question" yet. He was talking about question 4C

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Dadjoked by my physics teacher today

Me: I think I've got a hair in my mouth

Teacher: Are you sure it's not a bunny

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What are the last words of the physical education teacher?

All javelins to me

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Math Teachers should make all of their story problems about physical exercise.

The answers would always work out.

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Ohmmmmmm
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What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a glue stick?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna

***Credit to my physics teacher for this joke

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My students are catching on...

Today I took a class out onto the oval to investigate the strength of radio signals in different situations. For one, we wrapped a radio in foil and as I was unwrapping it a student commented that they hoped there was food inside.

I finished opening it and said 'oh man, it's a radio - mum must really hate me' to which another student replied 'I know, it's not even a ham radio...'

Was so proud!

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What's the matter, Bill?
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So I was sitting in my physics class...

and my teacher starts counting wavelengths to help us learn a concept. "One lambda, two lambda, three lambda" suddenly I chime in "man, I thought I was the only one trying to fall asleep here". My teacher looked at me obviously ready to scold me but before he does I proudly explain myself "Get it? Like counting sheep!". Believe me, the groan my classmates gave me was one for the ages.

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Watching the movie "Gravity"

I am a teacher. My students were watching the movie "Gravity." At the end, they were complaining about how bad it was (in terms of the Physics), so I said, "You're right. Gravity just doesn't hold the same weight that it used to."

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Air resistance

In physics class when my teacher brings up air resistance

Me: "do we need to talk about this subject? It's SUCH a drag."

Class: GROOOOOAAAAN

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Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won?

Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!

Told by my physics teacher, who is a dad himself.

PS: If you don't know French numbers

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Why did the biology teacher and the physics teacher split up?

They had no chemistry

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