Phosphorize Puns

A list of puns related to "Phosphorize"

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.

“OH SNaP!” exclaims the bartender.

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👤︎ u/Anonymotron42
📅︎ Mar 11 2022
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My mom's sister is named Phosphoric

But I just call her Tums since she's an aunt acid.

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👤︎ u/waldo06
📅︎ Apr 03 2022
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What does Spock say when he changes a fluorescent light bulb?

Live long and phosphor

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👤︎ u/Pookie_face
📅︎ Sep 26 2015
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