Philip French Puns

What do you call a man injecting filler into his lips? Philips.

What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack.

What do you call a man in a cooking in a pot? Stew

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bottom? Warren

What do you call a man in the mailbox? Bill

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

And his dog in the same ocean with no legs? Bob Barker

What do you call a man without a body, just a nose? Nobody nose.

What do you call a man lying down at your front door? Matt.

What do you call a man in a hole in the yard? Doug

What do you call a man in a small hole, Doug less

What do you call a man in a sink with a speech impediment? Dwayne.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a cafe with cups and saucers on his back? Trey.

What do you call a French man who fights cats? Claude.

What do you call a man hanging on a wall? Art

Just his arms and legs hanging on the wall? Pieces of Art.

What if he also has no tongue? Tasteless Art

What so you call a woman with no arms and legs on the beach? Sandy

When the tide comes in? Sandy Duncan.

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs cooking on a grill? Patty

What do you call a woman top of a church tower? Isabelle.

What do you call a man with no shins ? Tony