Phil Name Puns

I once had a friend named Phil who would put extra salt on his noodles. He died of high cholesterol.

Can I get a Ramen?

I few months back he asked if I'd seen the Phillips Head..

I told him to check his shoulders.

Laughed way too hard at my own joke that day

"Watch out for Phil Swift, he'll pull a fast one on you."

I’m going to name my son Phil and from that point on everything I do will be for my son. That’s my Phil Osophy.

My dad is looking a get a refill on his cleaning spray, he holds up his sprayer to get the attention of the employee. She says: "Fill?"

My dad responds with: "My name is Rob, but you can call me Phil."

Laughs all around.

I work dispatch for an executive transportation company. The owner's name Is Matt. While talking to one of the chauffeurs, Matt's name prompted this.

You know what they call a guy with no arms, no legs and is lying next to a door? Matt.

He continues... Same guy is sitting in a pothole, what do you call him? Phil. And if he's in the swimming pool, we call him Bob. Put him up on the wall and his name is Art. Hang two of him on the wall and we call them Kurt and Rod!

I couldn't bring myself to respond. It was too brilliant.