A list of puns related to "People's Vote"
Iβm a trans later
The letter f
Edit: To all those asking- no, this joke is not about any specific person. It's about Politicians In General.
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So he can keep up with current events.
Electile dysfunction
This was said to me just now by my 3 year old. So proud! Got a real eye roll from my wife too, so I know it was a good one. Tinged with sadness though, as it reminds me own dad, who went out to get milk and never came back
EDIT: Thanks for all the karma; I really donβt deserve it.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They are calling it the wurst kΓ€se scenario.
... I'm not a fan.
it keeps going back 4 seconds.
An assassin
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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny
I said okay... Bi den.
Now thatβs just mean.
It's pointless.
the white house will become forbiden
Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.
Theyβre waiting for their turn
Thatβs ridiculous. My dogs donβt even own bikes
He was afraid of capitalism.
I canβt wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
....because freedom rings.
Edit: wow this is getting decent attention, Happy Brexit 1776 everyone!
Edit 2: top 50 all time on r/dadjokes and I'm not even a dad yet!
I wasnβt born until he was an adult.
The Crimea River
I didn't know she sold any!
βHm, thatβs a good question, son. I think I have an idea.β
βOkay, dad. What is it?β
βYou should post a story about an old man tying balloons to his house to fly away and a Boy Scout joining him as they float down to South America.β
βWhy would I post that, dad?β
βBecause then when people like it, youβll get a lot of Up votes.β
I asked him today "why don't you ever shut up?" He responded "I find it hard to bite my tongue"
The cemetery keeper has told people not to worry, he's just decomposing.
EDIT down-voting because you can't Handel this level of humor is a crime against humanity.
Starting on the 1st of December and running until the 10th, /r/dadjokes will be self-post only. This 10 day trial is being conducted to measure the overall effect on post quality. We hope to see a reduction in posts that exist purely for karma-gaming, and an increase in posts that represent our favourite dad jokes and stories.
This is not a ban on images. You may still link to pictures within your self-post - but you will no longer receive karma for doing so. Also as a suggestion try and be witty about it, don't just post pictures as the only content in the post. If there is a story behind it (involving your dad or anyones dad) then give that more of a preference and use the picture as a supporting arm for the joke, remember to be nice and the punnier the better.
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So in Canberra people are picking their own mushrooms; which would be fine except for the rather hazardous Death Caps that seem to be plentiful right now. A local radio station asked their listeners whether hey thought mushroom sales at stores or restaurants would go down, and what people thought of the whole issue. With a decade of experience in hospitality I thought I'd call and while waiting to go on air, the presenters joked about calling up the head 'mushroom guy' for Australia and asking their opinion.
I go on air and assure them that no restaurant worth their salt would risk their name and business by buying mushrooms that weren't from an official farm. But just before They bid me farewell I said; "I hope you do get to talk to the head mushroom person, I bet he's a real Fungi".
There was silence followed by barely audible raucous laughter from what sounded like either outside their booth or over the intercom, I'm not sure. The presenters denied me an on air groan or laugh and just pretended like I had said nothing. But someone laughed... Someone...
[Edit: Wow, unable to log in to reddit for a day and I miss getting nearly eight times more up votes than I have since joining Reddit last year. Thanks all! I knew having a 1 yr old would pay off.]
"This is my assistant. She's also my sister, so that makes her my assister!"
But don't take it too harshly, it's just critical mass.
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