Peanut Butter Jelly Puns

It was a super spreader event.

This has two outcomes: a) person says what. b) person says sandwich

a) A sandwich! What did you think you’d get? b) You know, you have no clue how many people say what!

The peanut butter said, "Do you want to stick together?" The jelly replied, "You're nuts!"

She responds, "it would be difficult to make you a pb&j because you are too big. You would be large peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

My kids want peanut butter and jelly for lunch everyday. I made Tuna fish yesterday and they all loved it and wanted it for lunch today.

On my daughter's way out of the car this morning I said,

"I hope you enjoy the "alTunative" to pbj."

She got it and I finally feel worthy.

I tell you it don't matter, even if you put peanut butter on the bread too, you just can't make a decent sandwich with it. Got no taste.

I told her, "Woman, don't buy that KY jelly anymore!"

I was home alone a few hours ago and wanted to make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I apply peanut butter and then go downstairs for jelly since there's none upstairs. I grab a new jar and try to open it. However I am incredibly weak so I fail to get it open. After five to ten minutes of trying to open it, I call my mother who is out running errands.

"Mom, are you coming home soon?" "No, why?" "... I can't get this jelly jar open..." "Look in the top shelf with the silverware. There's a red plastic thing. That's a jar opener, use that." "Alright, one sec..." Jar opens "YES!!" Jumps for joy and rushes back to phone "THANK YOU SO MUCH MOM!" "No problem." "I was in a real jam." mom hangs up, sighing

Then she could have peanut butter jelly thyme!

My dad was showing me the Peanut Butter Jelly Time video cause I've never seen it before.

My dad: this is my jam

Me: no no it's jelly.

"Oh man, I'm jelly. "

"Hey jelly, I'm peanut butter"