Paul got his name changed in the Bible...

He never Saul it coming

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👤︎ u/Pax_flash
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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What is the name of the art movement popularized in 1920's Germany by dogs who sought to unite art and industrial design alongside artists such as Kandinsky and Paul Klee?

Bow-wows

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📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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My dad's name is Paul.

Whenever anyone says "I'm appalled!" around him, he says "No, I'm a Paul, you're a [insert name here]."

e.g. Kim: "I'm appalled!" Paul: "No, I'm a Paul. You're a Kim."

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📅︎ Jul 17 2014
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Sometimes when I go to pick up chicks I use a fake name: Paul Knight

So that I can say I'm a Paul Knight to get lucky.

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👤︎ u/Mintroot
📅︎ Jan 27 2015
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My friend Izzy wanted to furnish her new apartment, so I took her to furniture store owned by 3 carpenters, all named Paul.

Two of them were still apprentices and learning the trade, but the third was a master at the craft and was also my friend. They were currently busy in the workshop working on a set of great wooden letters which spelled "BEAST". "Is your friend Paul the one working on the misshapen B?" Izzy asked. "Nope, that's not him.", I replied. "So is it the one working on the crooked E?"she responded. "Most certainly not!" I answered. I finally saw him and exclaimed, "On ST is the best Paul, Izzy!"

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👤︎ u/TheLastJoe
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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I worked with this guy Rob once...

...who was trying to hide he was bald. He damaged his hairpiece, not sure how, and was having a new one shipped to the office.

He was already kind of embarrassed and told us all, if you see a package for Peters (his last name) just put it on my desk. So I happen to be the one who sees it and as I'm bringing it to him my other coworker Paul asks what I have in my hands.

"Oh this?" I say, "this is Rob Peters' toupee, Paul."

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👤︎ u/JSNhova
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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When a person named Paul has a kid, it is always appalling

A Paul-ling. Awful joke I know.

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👤︎ u/kazimir22
📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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My dad, Paul, was interviewed for the union magazine where he works. I feel sorry for the guy who interviewed him.

Here's a scanned excerpt, via Imgur.

Transcript (Important part in boldface):

Extremely pragmatic and frugal in nature -- "a lot of stuff I see people buying is completely nonessential" -- Paul has a soft spot for absolutely any joke, and the more esoteric, the better. Instead of his proper name on his office template, "The Buck Stops Here" appears. The other day, he stopped me in the hallway and asked "What will the people carrying the coffin at my funeral be called?"

I wait.

"Paul bearers", he declares, followed by a knee-slapping hearty guffaw.

EDIT: Fixed Imgur link.

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📅︎ Nov 06 2016
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Every time i say i'm hungry.

me: i'm hungry

dad: i'm paul, how do you do?

not our real names i know how reddit works ;)

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👤︎ u/edwardh21
📅︎ Sep 28 2013
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Classic dad joke at dinner last night...

My name is Paul and I cooked dinner for the family last night for my son's birthday. We were talking about the food and my brother-in-law (who is also a dad) turns to me and says "yes, it's cooked to paul-fection!"

Many groans were had.

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