Paul George Puns

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

I said, "I like Pete Best."

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Edit: formatting

Is it John, George, Paul or Ringo?

...and loudly shouts out that it's a Beetle.

To which my dad replies, stone faced, "Which one? John, Paul, George or Ringo?".

Me: I couldn't get to sleep for ages because there was a beetle in my room that kept flying at me.

Dad: Was it John, Paul, George or Ringo?

Me: Oh jesus christ...

Commence him laughing heartily.

Me: "Oh, hey, there's a beetle on my glove!"

Dad: "Which one? John, Paul, Ringo, or George?"

Me: "...Ugh. Jeez."

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

Where’d my Ringo