But, I think everyone would come as surgeons.
This is the part that may need work...
I said don't be Sicily.
All of them
I am planning to be subtle .
Can't wait to try some hero-in!
She’s definitely miss Taken.
but it fell through.
The hosts asked the guests to bring a covered dish, so I am bringing a plate covered with tin foil.
After all, they're in mint condition...
buddy: "Stop with the puns! You're killin' me Smalls!"
Me: "Sorry, Biggie. Someone stole four of the beers..."
Me: "Now all we're left with is a....
Me: "Tupac."
Edit: failed the title... *on
"There's Norway you're going out like that!"
He was looking for a tight seal.
Because he was such a fun guy.
Just cos
He had to stand post
In the space Bar
He had no body to go with.
For the boos, of course!
Because they love a tight seal!
There wasn’t mushroom
We raised the roof.
for all in tents and porpoises.
"Why wasn't the document allowed at the children's party?"
Because he was a PDF File!
She knows it's time to leave when he starts slurring his words.
He said, “Yale”.
I said, “I SAID, DID YOU GO TO HARVARD?”
Anywhere as long as it’s a hip joint
.....I told him I'd mullet over....
I relish the decision every time.
Another party attendee challenged me, saying "no way is your costume a harp".
I replied, ">!So, are you calling me a lyre?!<"
He had no-BODY to go with.
Royal gala
...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, “Thank you.”
As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...
“Thank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.”
But my friends are very forceful
She didn't think it was very Christmassy until I sang that "I'll be Holmes for Christmas..."
See you next year
I said don’t be Sicilly
Wife: "What are you going as?"
Me: "I'm going as an island off the coast of Italy"
Wife: "Don't be sicily"
He had no body to go with.
He had no body to go with
He was looking for a tight seal.
He wanted to find a tight seal
He didn't have the guts to go.
