Parting Tradition Puns

It was from all Woks of Life

Not a traditional dadjoke, but my dad always thought this one was hilarious.

Me: "Dad, my (insert body part) hurts when I bend it this way."
Dad: "Well, don't do that then."

It's tradition to watch A Christmas Story at least like nine times on Christmas in my family. There's a part where Ralphie stares into the camera and smiles after getting away with lying to his mother. Trying to be funny, I said "What the hell's he lookin at!?"

My sister answers with "The camera! It's like in The Office."

Me: "You know, I could never get into The Office."

Dad: "You should find the key, then."

Merry dadmas!