Our Father Puns

I said don’t forget your Baghdad.

It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.

Wednesday

Sorry watching history channel. Son didn’t think it was funny either.

It's a family hair-loom.

It’s a wreath of Franklin

He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.

• Durex

So earlier today my sister visited a bakery in Boston known for its cannolis. Her friend asks " I wonder how many cannolis they sell on Saturdays" my sister's response " I cannoli imagine" immediately followed by "my dad would be so proud"

"How much do pirates pay for their corn?"

"A buck-an-ear"

Brother: I wonder if it was an Indian burial ground.

Me: That would explain why I keep waking up to the smell of curry!

...They didn't let me in but I could hear parts of the conversation behind the door. Apparently our old dog is going to be given to Youth in Asia.

My family went sea kayaking yesterday and our guide's name was Nate. When the guide introduced himself my dad said in his corniest, most exaggerated fake Australian accent "good day Nate!" I groaned along with the rest of my family while my dad chuckled to himself for the next thirty seconds.

She said she would be moooov'd.

I just got dad joked by my wife. :)

I said “don’t forget your Baghdad”