Ouija Board, Ouija Board Puns

Any time I play the music loud it keeps my spirits up.

He replied, "Boo-yah!"

Because it was written by a ghost writer

It's great for contacting people who've pasta way.

It's my squeegee hoard.

He could never get to the other side so he tried to contact it.

Halloween is approaching and I am making some punny tombstone decorations, in the spirit of Disney's Haunted Mansion cemetery. I thought it would be fun to collect some new ones from the reddit community. Here are Disney's crypt puns. Please share any additional ones that you can come up with.

1. Asher T. Ashes (Ashes to ashes)
2. Bea Witch (Bewitch)
3. C. U. Later (See you later)
4. Clare Voince (Clairvoyance)
5. Dustin T. Dust (Dust into dust)
6. G. I. Missyou (Gee I miss you)
7. Hail N. Hardy (Hale and hearty)
8. Hal Lusinashun (Hallucination)
9. Hap A. Rition (Apparition)
10. I. Emma Spook (I am a spook)
11. I. L. Beback (I'll be back)
12. I. M. Mortal (I am mortal)
13. I. M. Ready (I am ready)
14. I. Trudy Departed (I truly departed)
15. I. Trudy Dew (I truly do)
16. Levi Tation (Levitation)
17. Love U. Trudy (Love you truly)
18. M. T. Tomb (Empty tomb)
19. Manny Festation (Manifestation)
20. Metta Fisiks (Metaphysics)
21. Paul Tergyst (Poltergeist)
22. Pearl E. Gates (Pearly Gates)
23. Ray N. Carnation (Reincarnation)
24. Rustin Peece (Rest in peace)
25. Rusty Gates (Rusty Gates)
26. Theo Later (See you later)
27. U. R. Gone (You are gone)
28. Wee G. Bord (Ouija board)

A Lou-ouija board.

So my mom, my oldest sister, and her daughter where at mine and my wife’s house for the weekend.

After having all the lights out so my wife and niece could play with a Ouija board, my niece wanted to make a cup of hot cocoa in the kitchen but she could find the light switch. The following exchange occurred...

Niece: Where is the light in the kitchen? Me: On the ceiling. Niece: Ok, but how do you turn it on? Me: With a light switch. Niece: Where is the light switch? Me: On the wall. Niece: Which wall? Me: The one with the switch.

She’s a good sport tho. We where laughing, she was grinning but definitely done with my uncle shit.

The Medium started a seance and said, in a sing-song voice, "John, if you are with us, please say something".

The Ouija board immediately started spelling out: S-O-M-E-T-H-...

Wife: THAT'S HIM!!!

me:

wife:

me:

wife: "keith, say something"

me: "i'm scared"

[glass starts to move on ouija board]

H I S C A R E D

me: "goddamnit dad"