Is anyone here interested in translating English to Oshiwambo in exchange for a few copies of the game I'm creating which features a Namibian starship?

The game will actually feature more than one starship made by a fictional company in a science fiction universe where all of humanity has taken it's first steps into the stars to explore the new frontier of outer space.

I myself was raised on the edge of poverty in the countryside of the United States, but as I've gotten older I have had to move to the city for work and to learn to be a part of modern society. Because of how I was raised and have become an adult, Africa with much of it still being wild country, and it's people working their way up in the world have always been fascinating to me. As such I want to include Namibia in my story telling but I do not know much about Namibia. However I chose Namibia because it has a major shipping port and drydock and figured that it would not be unreasonable to believe that Namibia might find it's way into the stars in the future.

The game I am working on is called Pirates of Frontier's Reach, and it follows a group of people living on the edge of civilization who are fighting for their rights to be free off tyranny and to have the right to self determination as a people of their own. I also want to use the game to explore ideas and philosophies and to try to draw a clear line between exploring a frontier and exploiting a frontier.

In the game there is a starship manufacturing company that is called Namibian Shipyards and they have a division of manufacturing on Jupiter's moon, Io. This division will be responsible for a number of ships in the game, one of which is currently called the HF-47 Ondjamba. The HF-47 Ondjamba is currently in the game but is not a ship the player can use. However, I have another ship in mind that the player will definitely be able to fly but I need help naming it.

Pictures of HF-47 Ondjamba: Pictures

A lot of the starships I am designing are based off of older WW2 airplanes so if you are wondering where the designs come from now you know :)

If you are interested in helping please message me. I do not have much money as I have all but lost my job due to the virus lockdowns but in exchange for helping I am offering free copies of the game. Now I do have a limited amount of copies I can give out though so I can really only accept help from one person. These copies of the game are for digital download through the Steam game store so if you do not have access to that I'm afraid I cannot compensate you for your services.

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Can anyone translate oshiwambo or tswana?

A friend tries to make a small cheatsheet with the most important words in oshiwambo and tswana and said it is like impossible to find anyone being able to write it. Anyone who has any ideas where he could get help?

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Learning Oshiwambo

Hello, I am from the UK and am wanting to learn Oshiwambo, I would like to ask if anyone knows any good places to start or perhaps books I could purchase. Also I know there is a number of dialects, would I be able to learn one and still communicate effectively with people who speak other dialects? Thanks

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Notable mentions from the comments:

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  • French/Finnish art

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  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

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