Why was 2019 afraid of 2020

Because they had a fight and 2021

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👤︎ u/Ramzee24
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
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👤︎ u/ZVan12
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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When I noticed “HI” in the alphabet, I thought someone was actually going to be my friend...

Then I saw the next two letters...

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📅︎ Apr 10 2017
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One of the stars of Suicide Squad stated that he might start forging iron.

This raises the question: Will Will Smith Smith?

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📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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i found this browsing around

https://i.imgur.com/i7TApSv.png

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👤︎ u/ffngg
📅︎ Jan 04 2015
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My fiance is going back to school

She was originally going to school for radiography but has changed her mind and decided to go a different route

Her: "I'm going to major in Kinesiology."

Me: "What's that?"

Her: "It's the study of the human body with relation to movement and fitness."

Me: "That sounds neat. What do you already know about it?"

Her: "Next to nothing. But I also don't know Chemistry. Well, except for the basics."

Me: "What about the acids?"

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👤︎ u/P33T
📅︎ Jan 13 2016
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Renaming the charity closet at school...

Our school offers "gently used" semi-formal wear for kids who can't afford to get new things for every dance. It was originally called "my sister's closet" but then It started carrying boys' clothes too, and they wanted a name that didn't sound like a boy might be borrowing his sister's clothes for a formal dance.

"We want something catchy" a student said. "Like...my cousin's closet."

I piped in. "How about the small pox closet? There's not many things more catchy than small pox!"

Single word reaction after an exasperated groan: "no."

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