Why did Will use an open hand?
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An open letter to everyone arguing about types of jokes should be allowed in this sub:
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Sorry, Iβll usher myself outβ¦.
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︎ Feb 02 2022
It appears that Will and Jada's marriage is open to everything
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︎ Mar 29 2022
/r/dadjokes open mic night! Come on in and tell your dad jokes!
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︎ Feb 15 2022
Why did Will Smith do an open hand slap instead of a standard punch?
Because paper beats Rock.
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︎ Mar 28 2022
Yesterday, a clown held a door opened for me
I thought it was a nice jester.
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︎ Mar 17 2022
What keys can't open a door?
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︎ Mar 30 2022
What two keys are the worst at opening locked doors?
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︎ Mar 18 2022
My granddad always used to say, "as one door closes another one opens"
Wonderful guy, terrible cabinet maker.
Edit: thanks for the updoots and awards! You made my Reddit cake day! π
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︎ Feb 07 2022
Rob Zombie is opening an authentic Chinese restaurant
Itβs called βMore Hunan Than Hunanβ
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︎ Feb 22 2022
Benihana opened a new restaurant
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︎ Mar 28 2022
Is it illegal to train crows to poop on police vehicles?
Maybe, but you have to be careful. If you're caught trying to gather crows to train, you could be charged with attempted murder.
Edit: A group of crows is called a murder
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︎ Mar 31 2022
Did you hear that Frito-Lay is opening a monastery?
You can go there and train to be a Chip Monk.
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︎ Mar 23 2022
I want to open a cheese shop that specializes in one type of cheese.
There will also only be a 5 minute browsing period before being kicked out. It'll be called The Brie-f Stop.
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︎ Mar 25 2022
I opened my pay envelope today and found it was full of parsley.
Someone garnished my wages.
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︎ Dec 29 2021
If I was going to ask someone to marry me, Iβd propose in an elevator
so I could say I want to take our relationship to the next level
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︎ Mar 26 2022
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blankβ¦
I have no words to describe how angry I am
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︎ Feb 25 2022
What kind of key opens a Banana?
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︎ Mar 24 2022
What one word really makes a woman open up and want to talk about everything on their mind?
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︎ Mar 21 2022
What type of keys do ghosts use to open doors?
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︎ Mar 29 2022
Did you know if you talk to a lock correctly, it will open?
Because communication is key
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︎ Mar 24 2022
How do you open a locked banana?
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︎ Mar 12 2022
Have you ever broke open a sprinkler line?
Its one of the most irrigating things to fix.
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︎ Apr 05 2022
I tried to open a bowling alley...
but I couldn't get the ball rolling.
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︎ Mar 16 2022
What do you call a broken can opener?
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︎ Mar 20 2022
Wife asked me why do I always knock on the fridge before opening it...
I said: "There could be a salad dressing"
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︎ Dec 23 2021
How does a hen open an egg?
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︎ Mar 22 2022
Rick Astley opened a bakery
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︎ Jan 26 2022
I opened up the black out curtains in my sonβs room this morning
and the difference was night and day.
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︎ Mar 31 2022
I was making dinner with my daughter and asked her, "What did the ranch say when somebody opened the refrigerator?" Confused, she said, "I've no idea."
βHey, close the door! Iβm dressing!β
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︎ Mar 27 2022
Petco wanted to open a restaurant to keep profits flowing during the pandemic. But they couldnβt decide on a good name... To keep the planning process moving they decided on a name that matched their pricing plan:
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︎ Apr 02 2022
I bought my wife a fridge as an anniversary present.
I canβt wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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︎ Mar 21 2022
Just opened a new business in garbage collection.
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︎ Mar 13 2022
The way my 3 year olds dentist keeps her mouth open the whole appointment is magical.
Sheβs the wizard of ahhs
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︎ Mar 24 2022
Why did Novak Djokovic loss the Australian Open?
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︎ Jan 14 2022
My son tried to open the jar of jokes I hid in the top shelf.
He failed while trying to reach for it, now the jokes on him!
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︎ Mar 22 2022
My friend and I have just opened an Amongus themed store. We named it "Impostore".
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︎ Mar 06 2022
Why did Will Smith use an open hand?
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︎ Mar 28 2022
/r/dadjokes open mic night! Come tell jokes with us live!
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︎ Jan 20 2022
Why did Will use an open hand?
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︎ Mar 28 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn't open cans?
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︎ Feb 17 2022
When one door closes, another one opensβ¦
Other than that, itβs a pretty good car.
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︎ Mar 16 2022
I always knock on the fridge before I open it...
Just in case there is salad dressing.
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︎ Mar 19 2022
Always knock before opening the fridge.
There could be a salad dressing.
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