A Freudian slip is when you say one thing
In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, I’m glad about one thing.
Every one reading this is on the same page.
Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.
If there's one thing I own that's remarkable
If being around baby chickens has taught me one thing...
Before you say yes to a proposal, there is one thing you have to consider
On one hand, you get a really nice ring, but on the other hand, you won't.
Whether you are Democrat or Republican, I think we can all agree on one thing.
The election results have been un-presidented.
If I only learned one thing from my book of cliche’s it was
I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...
If there’s one thing I learned over the years, its this…
When your wife starts a conversation with “Correct me if I’m wrong…” you just smile and agree. Don’t correct her, it’s a trap.
My buddy said 'There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me.'
I asked, 'Which is?'
'Exactly', he replied.
This has been a crazy year. After everything that has happened though do you want to know the one thing that I can’t get over ?
There's only one thing that scares me about Halloween
"Okay, I did learn one interesting thing," Gabe admitted.
He was finally doing the reading for his history class. "Did you know that Bin Laden was planning to blow up monuments in other American cities?"
"I bet St. Louis was next on his list," I nodded.
"How'd you know that, Dad?" he asked in surprise.
"Well, he was our arch-enemy."
If there’s one thing that always makes me throw up...
It’s a dart board on the ceiling
Today I saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which could mean just one thing.
I was telling my friend there's only one thing I get really scared of at Halloween.
"Which is?" he asked.
"Exactly."
Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear
Ramadan is starting today. To all my Muslim friends who are observing this holy month, I have one thing to say.
One thing you should know about buying a used car is
One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media
Therapists only care about one thing
And it’s fu*king discussing
If I could just bring one thing with me to a remote deserted Island..
..then I probably wouldn't bother going.
Gerald, a young bull elephant was using the bathroom at his girlfriend's Bethany's apartment when he noticed one of those little pregnancy test things, tucked behind the cupboard...
... he picked it up carefully with his trunk and peered at the little window with a racing heart...
Positive! ... Brenda was pregnant!
OMG... fear, excitement, shock... and yet more worrying "why hasn't she told me?"
A hundred scenarios raced through his head, his ears trembling, his trunk twitching as each played out...
Finally he calmed... maybe she was waiting for the right moment to tell him the news?
He chose to be patient... he watched her carefully the whole day, carefully avoiding anything that might show that he knew... but Bethany gave no hints whatsoever.
Several days went by, and he grew more and more anxious.
Finally, he could take it no longer...
"Bethany..." he said
"It's time we discussed the elephant in the womb".
What is one thing you can’t stand having? For me, it’s a wheelchair
One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media.
There's only one thing better than a dad bod...
An Irishman was asked what one thing would he take with him to a desert?
He replied, ‘Me car door. That way, if I get hot, I can just roll me window down.’
Tell me ONE thing wrong with heavy tourism in Hawaii. Go on.
Costume Designers Literally Only Want One Thing...
My son wanted some girl advice, so I told him, “If you are intimidated by a date, remember one thing.”
They are just big raisins.
One good thing came from Corona. I got gas for a 1.39 today.
Unfortunately it was from taco bell
One thing is almost certain about the adult entertainment industry in light of covid-19:
As I get older and my eyesight gets worse, I can only think of one thing:
When will I get adult super vision?
Freezer, built to do one thing, can’t even do that right!
FREEZER BUUUUURRRRRNNNN!!!
What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?
A royal flush is better than a full house
There is one thing guaranteed to make me throw up.
A dartboard on the ceiling.
All these jokes about the coronavirus have one thing in common...
They all conta gious one thing...bad puns!
If being around baby chickens has taught me one thing...
If there's one thing that makes me throw up...
it's a dart board on a ceiling.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing..
I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean one thing.
There's only one thing I don't like about Halloween
My son asked me what is one thing I can’t stand having
I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean one thing.
I just caught a glimpse of my wife wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing.
I said to my son, "There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me."
He asked, "Which is?"
I replied, "Exactly!"
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