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Police brew Tally tea.
My 15yr old son picked up the first bag, which had a long vegetable sticking out and said "I've found the leek, dad."
Proud dad moment.
I hope It's Paul. He's cute.
General Anesthesia always helped put internal disputes to bed.
Those were the Goodyears.
I wasn’t feeling quite like myself one day, so when she ran to me and shouted, “Aluminum!” I responded, “Can it! My plans have been foiled and I’m not in the mood to scrap.”
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/832084402473627650
http://i.imgur.com/TFWkDbj.png
How do you make a hormone?
You leave without paying
FIL quips "I wonder what she's up to."
Apparently Teen Titans is still a thing, because I caught this on TV earlier.
Mom: Yea, they have a new daycare and really love it. It's only three doors down from their house so it's very convenient.
Dad: Huh... That'd be a good band name.
Mom: What?
Dad: Three Doors Down. That'd be a good band name.
Context: Dad throws baby into the air at the end of the commercial. http://i.imgur.com/1ipOPSM.jpg
Comment Snap: http://imgur.com/zrF1wYh
My friend and I were skateboarding on his back patio one night with his dad sitting outside with us. My friend's board slipped out from under him causing him to fall and call out, "Ahh, my knee!" To this his dad replied, "Was it your low knee or your high knee?"
My brother was pulling a pineapple upside down cake out of the oven, and then my Dad walks by and says:
"You know, I love this cake, but we should really try it right side up next time."
Presenter: "The driver sustained no permanent injuries."
Dad: "Because he died?"
So my brother is planning a camping trip through facebook, and on the invitation it reads:
"Hey guys and gals,
Hope ya'll are getting good and riled for campin. It's going to be intents."
Son: who?
Me: found it!
