This guy in r/aww is one of us.

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/j5h6z7/who_says_you_need_10_fingers_to_be_perfect_we/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahaggardcaptain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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The number-one-selling brand of tea among US police officers is called β€œTally”

Police brew Tally tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skepticCanary
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Our grocery delivery driver told us one of the milk cartons got damaged and leaked into the bag.

My 15yr old son picked up the first bag, which had a long vegetable sticking out and said "I've found the leek, dad."

Proud dad moment.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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They say one in four people are homosexual, which is weird because I have three best friends, all guys. Makes me wonder which one of us would be gay.

I hope It's Paul. He's cute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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One of my favorite childhood memories is when my dad used to roll us down the hill inside of a tire.

Those were the Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoneMoreHip
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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When Trump closes the border, if the US runs out of avocados, is that just one big guac block?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolegrad15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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My friend and I often have pun wars. One of us runs up to the other and says a word that we have to make puns about until somebody runs out of ideas.

I wasn’t feeling quite like myself one day, so when she ran to me and shouted, β€œAluminum!” I responded, β€œCan it! My plans have been foiled and I’m not in the mood to scrap.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MariahYM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Elon is one of us!

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/832084402473627650

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GumGum9000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2017
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This guy on TIL is one of us.

http://i.imgur.com/TFWkDbj.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nastynate66
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2015
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Bill Nye is one of us amazon.com/Undeniable-Evo…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SafroAmurai
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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James May is one of us
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blacky_1207
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2014
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My biology professor caught us with this one at the end of class

How do you make a hormone?

You leave without paying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tattered
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2015
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BIL was telling us about one of his exes who counted everything. In fact, her incessant counting was a factor in the breakup.

FIL quips "I wonder what she's up to."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voidbender
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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Robin is one of us

Apparently Teen Titans is still a thing, because I caught this on TV earlier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabork
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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My dad dropped a good one to my mom and garnered an audible groan from the rest of us in the room.

Mom: Yea, they have a new daycare and really love it. It's only three doors down from their house so it's very convenient.

Dad: Huh... That'd be a good band name.

Mom: What?

Dad: Three Doors Down. That'd be a good band name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billyBIGtyme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2015
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The father of the GoPro baby who stared in the superbowl commercial is one of us.

Context: Dad throws baby into the air at the end of the commercial. http://i.imgur.com/1ipOPSM.jpg

Comment Snap: http://imgur.com/zrF1wYh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSpartan15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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One of the many sensational jokes my friend's dad threw at us one night

My friend and I were skateboarding on his back patio one night with his dad sitting outside with us. My friend's board slipped out from under him causing him to fall and call out, "Ahh, my knee!" To this his dad replied, "Was it your low knee or your high knee?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrizeInside
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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My Dad made all of us groan with this one.

My brother was pulling a pineapple upside down cake out of the oven, and then my Dad walks by and says:

"You know, I love this cake, but we should really try it right side up next time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrommboy33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2014
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Dad dropped this one on us yesterday when we were watching a video clip of someone crashing his race car.

Presenter: "The driver sustained no permanent injuries."
Dad: "Because he died?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S1nth0raS
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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My brother becoming one of us...

So my brother is planning a camping trip through facebook, and on the invitation it reads:
"Hey guys and gals,
Hope ya'll are getting good and riled for campin. It's going to be intents."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sholbe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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One of us is possessed by an owl

Son: who?

Me: found it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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