What do you call an Italian moose with one leg shorter than the others?
Whaddya call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.
Whaddya call her Asian cousin.
Irene
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen......
What do you call a woman with two legs?
Noleen
Kid: Why do you stand on one leg while you get money out of the ATM?
Dad: I’m checking my balance.
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
Because if it didn't it would fall over.
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters where do girls with only one leg work?
Back when I worked at a different brewery, one of the brewers only had one leg.
She was in charge of the hops.
What do you call a guy with one arm and one leg, who sits in front of your door?
Why do flamingos sleep with only one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall
I was going to ask this girl out at my gym but she only had one leg and...
I'm lack toes intolerant.
What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do by raising one leg?
Why cant the bicycle stand on one leg
How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?
He lost the other in Nom.
I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.
If a woman with big breasts works at Hooters, where does someone with one leg work?
I have a friend with only one leg.
He's been having some issues with stares.
What do you call a person with one arm and no legs ?
By their name. Don’t be a dick.
One of the legs of this chair is shorter than the others.
I'm trying to just be okay with it but if I'm being honest it just doesn't sit well with me.
My wife caught me balancing on one leg and asked what I was doing.
I told I was practicing for later. As I want to start the new year off on the right foot
We had a daughter with one leg just slightly shorter than the other, her name was
I always balance on one leg after I wake up
That way my day starts off on the right foot
What do you call a turtle missing one leg?
I met this lady with one leg yesterday
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
Be Careful Standing On One Leg At The ATM!!!!
Worst way to check your balance. crickets
What do you call a man with one leg who can fight
I saw a guy standing on one leg at an atm
Confused, i asked him what he was doing, he said he was just checking his balance
I found out why flamingos stand with one leg pulled up.
If they pulled up both legs they would fall over.
What do you call an elf with only one leg?
If ladies with big knockers work at hooters, where do ladies with one leg work?
If girls with big boobs work at The Hooters, where do the girls with only one leg work?
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they had both legs up they would fall over!
Why does a flamingo sleep with one leg up?
Because if it slept with both legs up, it'll fall over.
Where is the best place to work if you only have one leg?
Why do flamingos stand on one leg
Because if they lifted the other one they’d fall over.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg longer than the other?
What do you call a girl with one leg?
Why does a heron sleep with one leg in the air?
Because if it would lift the other leg it would fall.
Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
If they lift it up they will fall.
What do you call a women with one leg?
Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene.
What do you call a lady with one leg?
What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
What do you call a woman who has one leg that is slightly longer than the other?
Why do flamingos stand with one leg up?
If both were up, they'd fall down.
What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
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