A list of puns related to "One Car"
But then I noticed that they're too old for ferry tales.
It's been all right ever since
The doctor says I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that your friend is alive, the bad news is he will always be a vegetable.
Spoiler
Stop looking I'm changing!
I've been telling my oldest boy who is 12 and my next youngest girl who is 10 dad jokes via text. Feel it's a nice little thing for dad to do. Today he got me! So proud.
Daughter: "Daddy, this street is so windy and curvy"
Me: "Oh yeah? Is it exciting?"
Daughter: "Yeah, it's like a road-er coaster"
DIEarrhea!
I'll be expecting some grandchildren soon.
Without missing a beat, she replies with "Bugatti be kidding me!"
So I charged it!
I filled my gas tank.
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
It keeps telling me my door is a jar.
it was baaad.
A painful reminder that LIFE comes at you fast.
One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner.
One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his food.
The other was a stick with four smaller sticks attached to the end each sharpened to a point
He used to spear his food and place it in his mouth.
The chimp was very proud of his inventions which he called his one point tool and his four point tool.
One day he awoke to find that the four point tool was missing.
The chimp was distraught. He ran around the jungle trying to find his precious tool.
First he came upon the lion. "Lion, Lion!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?" "No." Replied the lion, "I have not seen your four point tool."
Then the chimp came upon the gorilla. "Gorilla, Gorilla!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?" "No." Replied the gorilla, "I have not seen your four point tool."
Then the chimp came upon the jaguar. "Jaguar, Jaguar!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?"
"Yup!" replied the jaguar, "I've seen your four point tool."
"Well where is it?" inquired the chimp.
"I ate it." Said the jaguar, smugly.
"Why would you do that?" Cried the chimp.
"Because," replied the big cat, "I'm a four point tool eater jaguar!"
That way I can be fast asleep.
“Ya, I’m positive.”
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder? Wife: ...
The son asks, "why can't we just use a sponge?"
"ketchup"
Your mileage may vary
Wooden start!
Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
He tries everything he knows to do, but finally calls his father for help.
Mom and Dad come up to mall parking lot, dad gets into the car, turns the key once, and the engine roars to life.
The teenager is shocked at how easy it was.
"Dad! What did you do differently? I tried everything!"
"It was easy son. I'm wearing my cargo shorts."
"At a barking lot"
“Yes officer, I’m only going one way”. I replied.
Either way you appear reckless
It’s all over next weeks papers
Auto Bahn Bismarck!
Thank god I was dragged out by the Smiths.
HAudi
They were Goodyear’s
Tyre 1: How you feeling about the big trip tomorrow?
Tyre 2: I'm pumped.
(On the topic of going home after a doctor's appointment)
Mom: Wait for us outside the office or come inside with us because I don't feel well and I don't want to take the bus.
Dad: Well, then don't take the bus just get on it!
Michael Chewmacca
Stopping his car he got out to check if it was okay.
In a stroke of good fortune the rabbit was still alive, just.
The man went into the church to see if there was anyone who could help him.
A kindly Priest saw the man and offered to help. He asked the Mab to wait a moment while he got something that might help...
... After a few moments the Priest returned with a small flask and poured the contents on the rabbit. Which hopped up right as rain!
The rabbit waved to the man, and crossed the road.
After crossing the road the rabbit turned around an waved again. After a few hops the rabbit turned around and waved again. This continued until the man could no longer see the rabbit. A few hops, turn and wave.
When the man turned back to the kindly Priest and asked him, "What was in that bottle anyway, Holy water?"
The Priest replied, "oh nothing like that. It was haer restore, with a permanent wave."
Would they be The Car Doors?
Because they’re stick
Me: confused that we aren't heading home Where are we going?
Dad: keeps staring straight ahead with a blank face Left....
Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
She didn't laugh but I hope you folks did.
Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
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