A list of puns related to "One, Two"
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
The doctor says I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that your friend is alive, the bad news is he will always be a vegetable.
It wasnβt a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
Why YSK: because two mediums is typically more expensive and more crust. Thereβs the topping variety argument, but you can always do half and half.
Ο r Β² = area
[2 mediums] 3.14 x 6 Β² x 2 = 226.08
[1 large] 3.14 x 9 Β² = 254.34
Itβs blowing my mind and my world is upside down.
You drive and I'll work the gun.
It's my cake day. Thought I'd share.
Itβs quite the pair of docs on a pair of docks paradox.
The second man dies.
The other one answered βyes but not as wisky as wobbing a bankβ
βDamβ.
Do you know how to drive this thing?
OneTwoThree.
The Un-Deux-Trois cat sank.
The english cat, known by her owners as 123 won. Because the french cat, known by his owners as an du twa, cat sank.
"I don't know man, that sounds like a Fonzie scheme to me."
> https://www.actionnetwork.com/nba/nba-trade-rumors-intel-76ers-hawks-ben-simmons-james-harden-john-collins-deadline-2022
> The Hawks have the talent but Fischer and Hoopshype reported that theyβre not willing to take on Harris from the 76ers. Additionally, the Sixersβ asking price in an Atlanta deal remains too rich for the Hawksβ blood. The Sixers have consistently asked for a kingβs ransom for the former All-Star, and the Hawks talks are no exception.
> Two sources familiar with talks said at least one offer from the Sixers was Simmons and Harris for John Collins, Bogdan Bogdanovic, and three first-round picks. It will not surprise you to learn the Hawks were not interested in such a framework, though their interest in Simmons is very real.
And a little later down:
> Finally, circling back to the Sixers, two sources said they felt Moreyβs claim to be willing to wait the entire season on a trade is not a bluff. The going mindset around the league is that to get Simmons, a team is still going to have to βoverpayβ for him. Itβs entirely possible Simmons is still on the Sixers after the deadline.
What do you think about this offer by Philly?
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Jokic is currently averaging 26/14/7 on 57/37/79 and Embiid is averaging 28/10/4 on 49/37/82.
Both Jokic and Embiid have been top 5 players so far this season and yet, one of them will not make All NBA 1st team. Just last season, Jokic won the MVP and Joel was 2nd behind him yet Embiid failed to make the 1st team.
Throughout his career, Embiid has failed to make the 1st team all NBA despite stellar play because he plays the same position as Jokic. It's time to move on from such archaic selection methods.
In July 1979, Glenna Susan βSueβ Sharp alongside her five children, Tina Sharp, John Sharp, Sheila Sharp, Rick Sharp, and Greg Sharp, were kicked out of their home in Connecticut by her abusive ex-navy husband, James Sharp, after splitting up. They spent the next short while moving across the country visiting family, old friends and neighbours until Sue decided to reside in California to live closer to her brother Don Davis. They rented a 1-bedroom trailer located at the Claremont Trailer Village in Quincy that Don and his wife recently vacated. In November 1980, Sue and her children moved into the much larger 3-bedroom cabin #28, located at the Sierra Nevada resort in a nearby railroad town named Keddie. At the time they moved into the cabin, Sueβs children, John, Sheila, Tina, Rick, and Greg were aged 15, 14, 12, 10, and 5 respectively, with her being 36.
Keddie was a particularly run-down location that had been in decline for the past few years, once being a highly successful resort destination that now no longer brought in the crowd it once did. Cabin #28 was much the same: old, dilapidated, and cheap. John took a small unkept room connected to the utility area in the basement downstairs, Rick and Greg shared a room near the front of the cabin, Tina and Sue shared a room near the end of the cabin. Sheila was apparently in Oregon at the time, giving birth to a child that was quickly put up for adoption. She moved in with her family in mid-February 1981 and stayed in the same room as Sue and Tina. The family had primarily been living off social welfare, food stamps, and $250 received from the Navy (due to her ex-husbands status) while she tried to study business at the CETA, a federal education program at the time. Despite all this, everyone enjoyed themselves. They had more space than their previous home, their garden was the forest, and all the children had neighbouring families with similar aged children they could interact with. Everything continued as normal for the next few months, that was until April 11, 1981.
April 11 was a typical Saturday. John and his best friend Dana Wingate (aged 17) were in the nearby town Quincy, Sheila and Tina were over at a neighbouring familyβs cabin,
... keep reading on reddit β‘I use this i.e. for gaming. Usually I would use an alternative mail account but then I randomly found this out and felt like sharing. Is this commonly known?
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